NFL_RealUpdatesParody

@BSO Same with Schefter, he just passes it off like it's breaking news

Someone is jus giving the Shams the press release early. Half maybe more than half of breaking news is someone getting press release earlier and posting real face.

@BenVolin Makeup

Is it me or does this look like AI Tom Brady?

@greggrosenthal Instead they signed Aaron Rodgers.

I could actually see the win-now vision of the Mike McCarthy Steelers if they had an average quarterback

@ProFootballTalk Because he was with Dianna Russini back then too

Reunited in New New England after their time together in Tennessee, Kevin Byard sees Mike Vrabel as the "same old guy." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@spencerpratt You live in Hotel Bel Air, per TMZ - why lie?

They not like us

@TotalProSports What a waste of a post, obviously start Brady

Start one Bench one Cut one

Breaking News: U.S. intelligence reports show that Iran retains substantial missile capacity, despite President Trump’s claims otherwise. nyti.ms/4dm0Lhw

@mymixtapez She treated her the same way exactly..

Stefon Diggs’ former chef sends a message to Cardi B: “You know exactly who he really is… you know how he treated you when you were pregnant.”

@nfltrade_rumors You called it an "Affair" officially even though neither one of them admitted that, she even said it wasn't... (lied obviously but still)

Report: Unlikely Mike Vrabel's Job Security Is Impacted In Any Way By Russini Affair wp.me/p6BNLW-2Px2 #Patriots

@icantputmynam @wingoz Not even Dov anymore

@wingoz Dov is an engagement farmer. No content of his own he wants views and clicks. This brings eyeballs.

I will never understand posts like this. It’s a football being thrown and caught. Happens every day in every practice for every team.

@wingoz It's the fake person who took over the Dov Kleiman account trying to bait you into saying something about the way he wrote "Mendoza's balls..." - it worked because you gave him a quotetweet - the account went downhill the past couple of years Next time just screenshot it instead

@mikefreemanNFL Interstellar

2001 but Gravity extremely underrated

@DailyLoud You mean you

𝕏 is testing duplicate video detection to crack down on content clippers 👀

There's been a rash of player driving violations at North Carolina. Coach Bill Belichick can't, or won't, put an end to it. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Charlamagne tha God calls out Dana White for “glazing” President Donald Trump (Via: The Breakfast Club)

@gifdsports Because he's a sick Jordan fan but honestly LeBron won by the fact Skip can't not admit he's in the top 10, Skip wanted to keep him out of that too

Skip back on his bullshit ranking LeBron #9 overall.

@TMZ When is he doing the full Epstein files that includes him 24,000 times?

🚨 BREAKING: Trump's Department of War releases the first batch of Alien, UFO files. See them here: bit.ly/4da7B9Q

@gifdsports Two of the biggest con artist in sports history stole millions by sh*tting on real athletes for years over non-issues as if they weren't 100 times worse athletes

Watching Skip and Stephen A on ESPN is pretty crazy

@awfulannouncing "The goal is to not look like your last year in Houston" Barkley's last year in Houston: 14.5 ppg, 10.5 rpg Draymond's Career Highs: 14.0 ppg, 9.5 rpg

@henryolags @DailyLoud @nikitabier He also doesn't post them ever "before" others, he always steals and copy-pastes from other who actually do real work.

@DailyLoud @nikitabier @nikitabier isn't coming out to explain shit. But I'm sure you've been on this came a long while. Even parody accounts with less followers get more view than you. Something must be wrong or your followers are bot.

Yo @nikitabier there is obviously a ban or a flag on our account. We are posting news before other accounts with less followers and getting less views. How did this make sense? Can we get some sort of explanation