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@MorbidKnowledge So just to be safe I should only butt rape?

This is Rapex, an anti-r*ping device for women. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to r*pe the woman impal*s himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

@NHL_Muse This is where Canada gets it back!

@drvg3duprinc3ss Clean your room

@Ravenismeee Ironic - Alanis Morissette

** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@IsabellaofMar @HabsOnReddit Fuck you bitch

You are friends with a known pedophile...there is no coming back from that! And when our country's sovereignty is threatened...you call it a little tension and downplay it! Yeah....you are definitely not coming back from that....and no, our relationship with the US is done....it will never be the same again!

Wayne Gretzky on CBC: “I’m a hockey player. I’m a Canadian, a true Canadian. I want Canada 🇨🇦 to win a gold medal. I’ve never wavered from that. I’ve been friends with prime minsters and presidents. Somehow there’s been a little bit more tension than normal. At the end of the day, Canada and the US are like brothers and sisters, they’re gonna fight and argue but eventually they’ll come together. That’s the way I see it.”

@i_thinmint_i Bye

im overdosing bye. not joking im out✌️

@veleitch2 @NLiddle16 @ctrlNEO Little* Fucking moron

@NLiddle16 @ctrlNEO Got a liddle IQ hey Nick?

@veleitch2 @honeywell_jimmy @guyfelicella Get a clue you dumb old hag

@honeywell_jimmy @guyfelicella But, tell that to the " regular folks" whose jobs depend on tourism from Canada.

Remember when they said the Canadian boycott on American travel and products wouldn't do anything? THEY WERE WRONG!

@rpedbyreality 100%

maybe I'd be happier if I just dissapear

@BellaBaddie__ Naked girl sex

pretend you 11 and this a youtube search bar

@mullscab You rang?

manifesting a loser bf manifesting a loser bf manifesting a loser bf manifesting a loser bf

@detachmnts Want to watch me suck my own dick?

ur so desperate for attention that u will seek it from any girl

@in_electricity Believe it or not.... EVERYONE is bruh

@mayocheesse2 Mini Cooper

Who are these guys, and what did they do with the REAL Sabres?!

@amywantsuu Take care of deez nuts

pls take care of me

@mewraz Ayyyyy

any man on twitter is an evil man

great photo to show your therapist when they ask “do you have any phobias?”

@GXglen8022 In 2 months,

I haven’t drank in 4 years… and you?