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@NikoOmilana Putting aside the elite jokes... it’s actually one of the better manifestos out of the lot! Tackles many issues that the youth face!

When your idols turn to rivals… Time to show this boy that he ain’t a man yet.

Mainoo: "I used to dream of times like this." #mufc

We’re actually winning the quadruple

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

@LuxCrypto Hardly any contact seemed like

Is that clear and obvious? Arsenal fans? That’s such a weird decision

@chrismd10 Then you’re reminded it’s Atletico vs Arsenal in 24hrs

Spare a thought for anyone who’s chosen not to watch PSG v Bayern tonight - there’s going to be about 17 goals. Football is unbelievably back

@wasthere3times @OfficialFPL What’s an FPL assist? Like pens?

@NH6731 @OfficialFPL ”FPL Assists”

Luis Suarez holds the record for most assists in a single #FPL season! 25 in 2013/14 🅰️

@donttellthejas Something as simple as watching Netflix uses the same data centres that AI generation does so you’re probably also harming the planet??

hire a fucking graphic designer instead of being a lazy cunt jesus christ you live on this planet too

@LCFC Farcical

Tonight’s result confirms our relegation to Sky Bet League One.

@LCFC Don’t sound too excited admin!

Luke puts us in front! 🙌 #LEIHUL

Titles are won with a bit of luck and I believe we may have used all ours up on Gabriel not getting sent off for a stone wall red card. Thought we were actually quite good? and easily could have got a draw. Having Odegaard made a big difference to recent games, and Havertz was good if you ignore the fact he probably just lost us the league with that header. I’m off for a cry

@paddypower Regretting paying out Arsenal champions?

FULL-TIME! Man City 2-1 Arsenal MAN CITY GO THREE POINTS BEHIND WITH A GAME IN HAND!

@markgoldbridge who’s that twat from Argentina…

Garnacho was my MOTM.

@Sidemen Bring back signatures!!

Sidemen FC are READY!! Watch the Charity Match live on Saturday! Stream starts 2:10pm & Kick off is at 3pm BST on YouTube! Donate with the link in our bio

@Sidemen @wroetoshaw @Tobjizzle @miniminter Give us Player Signatures on lens!!!

Rating the Sidemen’s celebrations Watch the Charity Match live on Saturday at 2:10pm BST on YouTube! Donate with the link in our bio

@MarvelStudios RELEASE THE TRAILER

"Hey pal." Chris Evans joins Robert Downey Jr., The Russo Brothers and Kevin Feige on the #CinemaCon stage to talk Avengers: Doomsday, in theaters December 18.

@Sidemen @wroetoshaw @KSI @miniminter @Behzinga Bring back the players signature on camera lens!!

Sidemen’s dream 5 a side team! Watch the Charity Match live on Saturday at 2:10pm BST on YouTube! Donate with the link in our bio

@JacobsBen 1-0 across two legs… embarrassing

Arsenal into the #UCL semi-finals after a 0-0 draw with Sporting at the Emirates Stadium. Mikel Arteta's side progress 1-0 on aggregate with Kai Havertz's first-leg goal the difference. Arsenal will play Atletico Madrid for a place in the final.🔴