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I submit to you, friends, my candidate for the dumbest tweet of 2017.

Anyone who questions Brady’s suitability as captain, his commitment to the team, or thinks we should trade him, can fuck all the way off. Full stop.

@ian_mendes Same is happening to me - log in online with a legit cable subscription via Bell - get an error message saying event not available in my region - same error on laptop, android box, iPad, iPhone. Ensured my VPN wasn’t on

On this platform & Reddit, I’ve noticed a number of Sens fans who are saying the TSN broadcasts are blacked out for them — even though they’re clearly in our viewing region. If this applies to you or someone you know, please respond to this tweet. I’ll get to the bottom of it.

I have Sens fever and the only antidote is more cowbell

Yeah everyone keeps a sledgehammer handy in their TV area. Staged. Loser.

@ChrisConte79 What kind of loser posts things that are false just for likes - grow up

You can’t tell me Canada isn’t a soccer nation! What a scene at English Bay in Vancouver after that final penalty goal!

@BuyCheapNPray @thetruthsucks12 You’re insane

@thetruthsucks12 Alcohol beats women and rapes kids. Should be banned.

@LauraLoomer @BidenHQ @JoeBiden Aren’t you the lady that lied about having your tires slashed?

Massive coverup taking place by @bidenhq right now as they are having to explain to press why they abruptly pulled their access today when they were told they’d be traveling with @JoeBiden. Biden had a medical emergency on the plane today, as I reported, and is now having a hard time getting up by himself. Source tells me Biden staffers are fighting among themselves because source tells me his staff are feeling enormous pressure from Democrat leadership to prove Biden can do his job, but some staffers worry Biden is being pushed too hard and is on the verge of collapsing and they don’t want to live with the guilt of pushing a sick man into his casket. Dem Source tells me, “We all know it’s coming, it’s now a matter of when, not if.” Source also says some staff are thinking about resigning because the entire campaign is now asking all staffers to lie and say Biden is fine. Some staff apparently aren’t on board with that…. It’s getting worse… #BidenMedicalEmergency

You didn’t write this

Worth every penny

1. He hasn’t scored 70 yet 2. No

What’s more hilarious? What Greig did, or the outrage and pearl clutching from Leafs fans? I think it’s a tie.

Is Andlauer’s coffee cup a spitter??

Sportsnet are doing a full on CSI investigation on the Marchand thing - this is insane

The Streets are littered with 💩

@Don_inFarrhaven You nailed it

TO media this week when CHI is in town: “Connor, can you say a few words about how amazing Matthews is? And a few words about how great you think the Leafs are?”

ALFIE

DON’T PULL BERRIOS

Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly. Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today

Took away a 13u players elbow guard mid at bat after he got out of the way of a pitch. If you aren’t going to use it you don’t need to wear it. Tired of selfish at bats in youth baseball. #BeElite