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@kylehvmt @ettaLyrraL @CarloColaiacovo Award is for impact, not number of games

@NHLtakes @ettaLyrraL @CarloColaiacovo Cam Ward won 15/16 games that playoffs for Carolina..

Could Bussi be a sleeper for Conn Smythe?

@ettaLyrraL @CarloColaiacovo @ cam ward ?

@CarloColaiacovo Are you brain dead? It’s an award for the whole playoffs not just the finals

@FutureCanes @Rupper17 Agree.

@NHLNetwork @Rupper17 This guy is an absolute idiot.

"This really takes back the Carolina Hurricanes for the next couple of seasons.” @Rupper17 breaks down the Mikko Rantanen trade. #RaiseUp | #TexasHockey | #NHLTradeDeadline

@chuckcochran9 @TheWarningTake Gee Chuck.. uh I don’t know… pick anyone from ESPN..?

@TheWarningTake I’m not sure there is a bigger waste of oxygen in the hockey world, than Eddie O.

Eddie Olczyk listing “Dylan Coghlan” as a reason for why Vegas is going to be more difficult than Montreal. Aight.

@spittinchiclets Plan the parade!

The Canadiens finally get on the board

@Eyes_wideopentv This is why twitter needs downvotes.. So idiots like this don’t get engagement from shit takes like this.

Adding to the absurdity and postmodern implications of this logo is the fact that the “Struttin’ Stormy” (terrible name) emblem is clearly in the style of old NFL logos, and not old NHL ones. In a sense the sign has been completely divorced from the original signifier.

Was watching hockey last night and noticed the Hurricanes have this retro “collegiate” logo patch on their jerseys. Turns out it was designed + added in 2025 to give the team an appearance of tradition and legacy. Fascinating example of the postmodern decline of culture at large

@SwampAss_Mitch @MSimsports @canesreport1 @smashby31 Have to say.. I’m with swamp ass Mitch on this one

@MSimsports @canesreport1 @smashby31 Do you think every NHL team doesn't announce "Minor penalty number XX for (penalty name). your (team name) are on the power play!!!" To get the crowd hyped? Holy fuck y'all are dumb

Booing after every normal hit? But I thought Montreal had the most educated fans? Weird

@XKnightGuard @CaniacChic Is Florida paying Tkachuk by the chirp now?

@CaniacChic tkachuk isn’t gonna waste his chirping talent on a rook dman who isn’t 1 of cars best offensive players, his time would be much better spent on Aho, Svech, ghost,stank, Jarvis. Also someone show me nikishin’s highlights that have car fans thinking he is the next chara or Stevens

Nikishin completely negates Tkachuk. He can’t chirp him (language barrier) and he can’t bully him (size barrier). This is one rookie who won’t be gone after easily. I freaking love it 😂

I really would love it if PK Subban found a new line of work

@Phins_CanesFan @J_Swish24 Guys an ex-nhler who runs the #1 hockey podcast, don’t think you need to be coaching him; he knows this is a toilet take. That said you responded to his message, so it’s a win-win. +1 engagement metrics for j, and you get to teach some hockey.

@J_Swish24 Buddy nobody gives a fuck. They are up in their series, have every advantage to make it 3-1 on home ice. Their style of play works and is taking them where they need to go. Go cry somewhere else

Oh perfect the Carolina Hurricanes are back on TV tonight. The least exciting time to watch in the entire league. Flip, chip, whack it, rim it, whip it, crash. Bang. Bang and crash. Short shifts. Let’s just play too fast for our own good. Snooze fest. They play AHL style hockey in the NHL. Awful. -93.1

@TSN_Sports @CBSSports Embellishment

On this day 55 years ago (May 10th, 1970), Bobby Orr scored his famous Stanley Cup winning goal as the Bruins beat the Blues 4-3 in OT. (H/T: @CBSSports)

@Deb2dot0 Looks like whoever wrote the article updated it to be more realistic

@EvolvingWild This being announced today is textbook negative press dilution

What the fuck is this shit

@spittinchiclets Drag him back to Alberta

The Lomberghini is heading to Calgary

@JFreshHockey He dragged himself back to Alberta

Ryan Lomberg, signed 2x$2M by CGY, is a depth winger. #Flames

@MikeGrinnell_ Swayman to the hockey club

Whats a move that will happen today that no one is talking about

@BR_OpenIce Crazy the hoops he had to jump through to get his 4th SCF loss. He was with the blackhawks this fall thinking he was safe.

Corey Perry has now lost 4 Stanley Cup Finals in 5 seasons with 4 different teams... Inevitable 😳

Congrats to whoever comes out of the East.

@McguirePetrov It’s the year 2031. The 2024 Stanley Cup Finals are in their 7th year and the series is still tied at 1267-1267. Connor McDavid will be hanging up the skates soon, and Cory Perry has officially qualified for retirement benefits.

This series could go 9 games

@nickysmokess @stoolpresidente Any real hockey fan would know that the glass is the worst place to be to watch a game

Here’s my list of demands @stoolpresidente First class direct flight Seats on the glass 100 grand cash if Oilers win