Erin Joy

No. I'm not high or drunk. Believe it or not, this is my personality...

Currently: -13*F outside. F*ck.that.shyt.!!!

@Phemex_official Hoping to win!

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@gavinthomas2015 😳

Only in Canada....

@pulte He’s a swell friend to me, helps me by stopping by to make sure I’m okay since I’m going through some pretty serious health issues (leukemia, Lymphoma, and glaucoma) and now vehicle troubles!

@RowdyBugsGhost @SpaceBaller34 No amount of beauty sleep on a beauty rest could make it therapeutic to be appointed as forever fugly - although it’s a nice touch that person likely locks themselves in their house instead of society paying for adult babysitters to keep ‘em in a jail/prison/institution

Being able to look ugly in my own home is so therapeutic.

@UghShh That’s when all the “NOBODY”s breathe a collective sigh of relief that they aren’t “someone”

I learned on Reddit today that every anus can comfortably fit 2 raccoons. Need someone to confirm.

@earljw @adamgreattweet Uh. Okay that’s not funny

work smarter not harder

@BrandonEsWolf @adamgreattweet Sir, that’s called a “hallway.”

@adamgreattweet That’s just cruel to your next passenger.🤮

@gavinthomas2015 They sell cars there? Hmm. Maybe just the pitch, and promise of delivery?

Isn't the grand canyon just "gorges"

@UnimpressedWU Just remember that later, Ross! “We were onnnn a brrrrreeeeeaaak!”

Maybe we should take a break

@BlondeBrandy @Blonde_cha_cha And then they Fuck Around n find out she knows her worth…. And they still b thinkin it’s a straight across trade. Ha!

Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday

@0mysky The super 8??

I awoke with the scent of your soul, orange blossom and musk, cinnamon stick, lingering on my tongue. The dawn broke, and a glimmer of sunlight shone through. I looked for you but couldn't find you. Although your body was no longer there, it still reeked of your soul.

@RnkSt7 @gaffrat66 Dude… i managed to obtain some AND IT WAS STOLEN and replaced with the fake ass tainted shizz that was circulating shortly around the time of the original warning coming out… WTH

💥💥💥💥💥💥

If you could do anything this weekend, what would it be?

@gavinthomas2015 Steering wheel puller?

Check out my big tool 😆 20 points awarded to anyone who knows what it's called