Not NJTransit

Since @NJTRANSIT took time to complain that their logo was our profile photo instead of actually communicating with its riders, we've changed our profile pic to a more accurate description of the current state of service: the poop emoji. Oh, and we're a parody, Captain Obvious.

We are working hard to get you where you need to go today.

All day, everyday!

FUN FACT: On our trains, an "Emergency Exit" is just known as a regular exit.

@PANYNJ_LT Here, I fixed this for you @PANYNJ_LT #lincolntunnel #nyccommute

Actual live shot of our service this morning..... twitter.com/CBarrows/statu…

We will be promoting the person that installed this sign to the Chairman of our organization. twitter.com/srownbarah/sta…

The writer of our tweets was on an Amtrak train this evening that arrived early. After getting off the train, he immediately purchased a lottery ticket.

We understand there is a high demand for service to Philadelphia for the #EaglesParade. We understand we sold a ton of tickets in advance. We understand we could increase trains and service to meet demand. But why bother?

Which is worse?

The Chris Christie Express has been derailed and will be sent to the scrap yard, never to see the light of day again. #NewDayNJ

Status Update: The Chris Christie Political Career Train will be discontinued at 11am tomorrow. Service on other trains are about to get so much better.

Our delays have become so bad and such a joke that it's used for radio contests now. twitter.com/nj1015/status/…

Service update: 🤷‍♂️

THE PHIL MURPHY PARTY TRAIN WILL BE MAKING ALL STOPS ALLLLLLL NIIIIIGHT LOOOOOOONG!! GOOD RIDDANCE TO THE CHRISTIE ERA! WE MIGHT GET MONEY NOW!

We're here to get you to your 4th of July festivities! Make sure to leave at least 1-8 hours in your schedule for potential travel delays.

We call that air conditioning. twitter.com/Kerry4NY/statu…

We use modern day technology to make sure our trains are running at their best at all times.

Watch The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry in conversation on mental health for @heads_together #oktosay

IT’S NOT OUR FAULT, AMTRAK SCREWED UP AGAIN! BLAME THEM!