Stormin Norman

@CansAndBansV12 how pissed on your barometer ? 😤🤪🤮🤷🇾🇪❤️

@MUFCMemorabilia @RayDepuis No need to cite his nationality for this statement to remain factual THE be(a)st

@RayDepuis Yip Jaap

The greatest Dutch defender to play in the Premier league.

@BlackyMUFC7 @Tesco Hopefully they’ll know the precarious nature of the situation and be tuna’d in 😉🤦😂

@NMSB80 @Tesco Cheers, will skate on down in morning and see what they have, because I've haddock nough of this oil crisis. 😂😂😂

2 @Tesco garages I've been to, no diesel or unleaded

@DurhamCricket @Lanky_Lanky I wouldn’t let him open the car park

Welcome back, Benki. 👋 We are delighted to announce Dale Benkenstein has returned to Durham Cricket as Men's Batting Consultant. ➡️ loom.ly/hU786b0 #ForTheNorth

@CansAndBansV12 Nothing more than a tickle

Clean

@mrmujac @JayMotty An honourable shout out to Graeme Hogg no ?

Best centre-half I've seen at United...1. Stam 2. Ferdinand 3. McGrath ...then in no particular order Pallister, Vidic, Buchan, Bruce, Johnsen...

@CansAndBansV12 Congrats on becoming gainfully employed at grandfather age champ 👏👏👏

Chatting to a fella at work today. Was telling me he’s a bit down because his best mates dad died. Aw, I’m sorry pal. He was 102 ONE HUNDRED AND TWO It’s hardly come as a surprise mate. Fellas had a life

@BumbleCricket @WG_RumblePants About time someone took the incompetent Gidney to task. He’s overseen failure after failure ; get it sorted Bumble 🌹

Info for Lancashire members archive.ph/DKRS9

@CansAndBansV12 @BlackyMUFC7 @laurennUTD No chance have u had a trouble free journey , u can’t go for a piss without drama

@BlackyMUFC7 @laurennUTD Good point. But we’ve done well so far and we’ve made the train to Bournemouth without incident.

Someone’s gone too early on the cans down to Bournemouth and needs a lie down

@Radio_Gaz Smithfield market on a Sundays finest

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@R4ndyG_V1 @CansAndBansV12 Fuck AI - that’s real i was there

@CansAndBansV12 So weird what some people do with AI.

This just popped up on my timeline. It’s batshit mental. Needs locking up that fella

@CansAndBansV12 I thought you’d just realised you’d read your own post 😉😘

@CansAndBansV12 I’d replace “to commentate on” with a simple “at” He revels in our bad results to stay relevant and needs a straightening out

Agree

@CansAndBansV12 They havent changed since John Gidman left them. Backward bastards more than them from Southport mate 😉❤️

Villa fans today. Absolute mongs. Honestly, they’re so fucking shit it hurts

@DazzaDavies I agree

He’d have started the CL final in 1999

Bruno Fernandes is just magic. 🇾🇪❤️

@SkySports_Keith I noticed Barca left out their best player ……. Again 🤷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

🚨 #NUFC team to face Barcelona: Osula starts instead of Gordon… Ramsdale Trippier (c) Thiaw Burn Hall Ramsay Tonali Joelinton Elanga Osula Barnes

@Redamy7 @Joshnorton193 🤮🤮🤮 vermin

The amount of times I’ve stood in the ground with a cup of coins and one accidentally pelts someone in the head after it fell off the ledge 😭😭😭

@UtdForever7 Oh Gary - you craved a move to Utd for years but another disappointed pundit. Have a day off

🚨🗣️ Gary Lineker has stuck the boot into Manchester United, suggesting that a permanent move to Barcelona would be the best course of action for Marcus Rashford: "I think that would be a great move for him, don't you? It looks promising for him." "I think it will come down to Marcus. If he goes back to Manchester United he will face all the old criticism again, "Oh, 'He's focusing too much on helping kids have food on their table', like it's a bad thing. They did this bizarre thing about why he was wearing some kind of flashy necklace. "They don't do that nonsense over there [in Spain] so he just gets on with his football. It was a fresh start and I would imagine he's really loving it and not getting all the off-field nonsense he gets in this country. They leave you to live your life. It doesn't compare to how our media is here."