Mr ColdFeet is in limit hell

𓏲⠀#businesstwt intro⠀. . . ⠀sam/po⠀⏔⠀kos/ki ⠀⠀ 31 years young⠀𝜗𓏲⠀businessman, chaperone, and problem-solving conversationalist ⠀⠀⠀⠀( ᵔᴗᵔ) #entrepreneurtwt #cutecore #financetwt #ancientrelictwt #maskedfoolstwt

@sigewinneeeee @aino_krumkakes please have mercy on this poor man's hair!! 😨😨 i did no harm!!

@NOTASCAMMER111 @aino_krumkakes Balding next

is this some secret cult that i am not aware of? 😅😅

@Sparxie_LOL its no fun with you! you always transform into the character you want to cosplay as & make me look like a BAFOON! 😒😒 i'll only let you join if you also make your own costume! no cheating!

@NOTASCAMMER111 Mr. Sampo, when will you bring Sparxie along to another cosplay convention?~

This looks awfully similar to the cosplays Mr. Sampo spends 80% of all his credits on~ And the rest? Well, on his little boyfriend of course! Whoops! What was that? Must’ve been the wind~ 🤍 sparxielol.straw.page

@bosssvarog you may ask miss clara for answers, its simply too great for me to explain! my eyes are filled with tears right now!! i can barely see my keyboard huhu!

@NOTASCAMMER111 Question: how is this wonderful Sampo?

Inquiring: I have been told this is a “funny” number

@Sparxie_LOL and it is TOTALLY worth it! i made it all by myself which makes it even more impressive!

@NOTASCAMMER111 200,000 credits, btw.

@gepard_landau67 ay, ay cap'n! 😙😙❤️❤️ you wont regret having me as company for tonight!

@NOTASCAMMER111 ... Come in, and close the door behind you. I do not want the blizzard inside my room.

geppie im sorry for coming into your house uninvited, please unlock your windows 🥺🥺🥺 your dear pal sampo's freezing outside💔💔🥺 hellooo??

@gepard_landau67 hey now, let's not make such assumptions about me!.. i was simply stating facts, okay?? just let me in your apartment already, im freezing!

@NOTASCAMMER111 Why do you fantasize about dying by my hands? Maybe you're the masochistic one.

@gepard_landau67 i wouldnt dare to! not to someone as strong as you! 😙😙 plus you could easily push me off the ledge & have me fall to my death! 😥😢

@NOTASCAMMER111 ... Alright, do not try anything funny.

@gepard_landau67 if i'm a pain to you, then you must be a masochist 'cuz you just cant seem to get enough of sampo can you? 🤭🤭 also can you to open the window for me? my fingers are busy typing 😙

@NOTASCAMMER111 Sigh, you really are a pain. ... The window is open. But you will be out the moment the blizzard stops or I'm calling my Guards.

@bosssvarog @cclarabelobog do not worry, mr svarog! im a cat whisperer! & i think miss clara is in need of our help to reverse this curse!

@cclarabelobog @NOTASCAMMER111 Searching database for cat language translation… Function: protect clara does not change..

well, that depends, mr svarog! just a warning though for ANYONE in belobog, if you see a lady with pigtails & calls herself "sparkle" or "sparxie", its best if you run away as fast as you possibly can!! 😥😥

@gepard_landau67 are you gonna let me in?

@NOTASCAMMER111 You are not going to the robot settlement, are you?

@gepard_landau67 @bosssvarog because im a guest & you should be greeting your guests with respect! & now you dont want me to go get warmed up! how cruel of you! 😒😒

@NOTASCAMMER111 @bosssvarog Since when do I need to provide you shelter? ... I'm sure Svarog has a lot to do, do not go to the robot settlement.

@bosssvarog oh bless little clara's kind soul & yours too for that matter! 😢😢 this blue-haired man is not wanted in the overworld it seems.. huhu..😭😭😭😭💔💔

@NOTASCAMMER111 Conclusion: you both help and harm (at times), for your assistance you deserve some assistance… And Clara says not to ignore one in need.

@gepard_landau67 are you really going to leave ol' sampo out here to FREEZE TO DEATH?.. oh how heartless this captain has become!! i can see you sitting on your incredibly bland couch staring at your phone right now!! can you not hear this poor man's cries or are you choosing to ignore me?😢😢

@NOTASCAMMER111 Why would I tell you? So you could go and figure out how to break it? Stay outside.

@bosssvarog perhaps i should, since geppie over here is being a little bum! 😢😢 thank you mr svarog for providing me a place to stay! unlike SOMEONE..😒

@NOTASCAMMER111 Solution: Stop by robot settlement and huddle near heaters.

@gepard_landau67 sampo has his limits! & i cant let a kid get bullied like that.. thats a no-go! you'd know that if only you'd let this old timer into your heaaarttt🤭🤭

Sampo being sensible? What universe are we in...

@gepard_landau67 cmon! please?? pretty please?? your new lock is unbelievably hard to break! where did you even get this thing??

@NOTASCAMMER111 No. Go away

@aino_krumkakes @sigewinneeeee haha, hey pal!.. are you calling for backup??

@NOTASCAMMER111 @sigewinneeeee