Chris Groves

@NotFarLeftAtAll Cooking it?

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@maddycutiepiee Yes

reply "yes" for a surprise DM💕 ( I’m serious)

@jenngaly Yeah sure

Anybody wanna hangout I’ll come get you, you can be ugly idc no more

@upthetics25 @Dazzy696 Wtf are u talking about? Selling stadium wasn't punished Rooney being a player coach wasn't punished Betting company paying for Rooney wasn't punished None of these broke any rules nor were we punished for any of these. So your argument is bollocks

@Dazzy696 You broke rules it’s that simple. Selling a ground to yourself to not have it on the books etc. Putting Rooney through as a player coach and betting companies paying wages. You laughed about it at the time when called out. Then cried. “Docked us 21 points”

I fucking hate Derby County. They laughed at the EFL when Mel Morris was doing what he did by fiddling the books and then cried when they got caught BUT Carlton Morris for 500k is an absolute steal #dcfc

@JPercyTelegraph Noooo. Keep him. Doing a great job

Ange Postecoglou’s future at #nffc already in serious doubt after just 24 days in charge. While Postecoglou can point to circumstances such as limited training sessions (Forest also haven't managed a clean sheet since April 1) the pressure is building telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/…

@SinceForestWin @dcfcnews2025 Weimann isn't capable anywhere 💩

@dcfcnews2025 I reckon Kenzo would be suited on the wing & we know Weimann is capable on the wing even though that's not his best position The biggest weakness in the Derby side is up front & a lack of a 20 goal striker. Now with Morris & Agyemang coming in, we have an attacking threat.

I know we aren’t deep into window but I’m slightly concerned with the lack of wingers being linked to the club considering the fact we have only 2 at the moment (Jackson and CBT) #dcfc #dcfcfans

@DERBYPAUL3 I fucking hope not. He's wank.

Wiemann is back.

@Jenny_1884 No. I don't have grandchildren.

My Grandparents were born in the UK My Parents were born in the UK Myself & Husband were born in the UK My Children were born in the UK My Grandchildren were born in the UK It’s pretty sad that now in 2025 I feel that we are no longer wanted in our own country & are now surplus to requirement Anyone else feel the same

@meikleee03 What's up with you?

miss miserable

@CodeUnknownYT @SkyNews Why would it specifically be a Welsh youth?... Cumbria isn't in Wales...

@SkyNews OK questions... 1) how is it only suspicion? Was the BMW self guided? 2) IF it's not terror related then what is it? Mental health? A troubled Welsh youth? A Garmin sat nav that sent the driver the wrong way?

BREAKING: A child has died and another has been injured after a car was driven on to a sports pitch in Cumbria ⬇️ Read more news.sky.com/story/child-di…

@JohnJohn722 @rustyrockets That's the only way a sibling fight ends, surely.

@rustyrockets This ends the way empirical nature intends -- with the older brother pinning the younger down and farting on his head.

Cain and Abel. Warring brothers, or maybe Loki vs Thor. In any event, the world belongs to new media now.

@k4tielou1se Gutted to hear this. I only just joined.

finally deleted the hinge account i’ve had since i was 18 instead of just pausing it. i’m free but at what cost

@SkyNews I don't mind the royal family... But I am confused how this can be construed as news.

It's been revealed that the Princess of Wales asked Lady Gabriella Windsor, whose husband died earlier this year, for her help to plan her annual carol service Full story 🔗 trib.al/6uSQdEN

@ReggieSydal @SkyNews I think it's a bit unfair to blame the bigwigs at the cricket

@SkyNews Following the ICC decision to issue arrest warrants for Netanyahu and Gallant the British public need to be made aware that there are thousands of military trained, combat experienced dual nationals living among us that can be 'activated' at any time.

BREAKING: Controlled explosion at Euston station after suspicious package found news.sky.com/story/euston-s…

@phillclo No pineapple on pizza? Run a mile.

I’ve been on a dating app for one day and I’m already back off them, this is too much

@BpdLion a sausage mcflurry, genuinely sounds delightful. I wish to have one!!

@spacylady01 when will it actually arrive??!??? lol

If anyone needs me I'll be knee deep in the Stardew valley 1.6 update for console 👋🏾

@phillclo Nice one. You enjoy it!

I’m having a fat fry up for tea and I’m gonna absolutely scran the lot of it

The king of fighters - KOFXV (KOF15) Team Sacred Treasures long Playthro... youtu.be/YQv4UnUCMLY?si… via @YouTube

@willglloyd If he *merely* just "attended"... Why did he plead guilty? He's admitted that he did the offence that he's been charged with, so why post on Facebook saying how awful it is, that he's being punished for something that even he admits he did?

Tip: don’t throw missiles at police when you’ve got a family and a mortgage to take care of