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"𝑵𝑹𝑪'𝒔 𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒔" #twstrp #twistedwonderlandrp

@DrivenDante The turf wars are still happening

@NRCNEWSRp Turf war- ... You have to be kidding me.

We have reports that there may be turf wars ahead of us. Watch out for delinquent activity.

@FairestInMirror We do not know what it is

@NRCNEWSRp The green surrounding him doesn’t appear very appetizing.

We have news of the next victim of Baked Goodification, The Housewarden of Diasomnia, Malleus Draconia.

The next victim of Baked Goodification has been spotted!? It's The Housewarden of Heartslabyul, Riddle Rosehearts

@heartsychevy We are all hoping to find the culprit soon.

@NRCNEWSRp This is horrifying and I hope whoever is doing this would be revealed soon...

@shrudblot We are unsure at this time what that green aura is.

Y does he hv a stinky aura around

@heartsychevy That is an understandable worry. Your observation seems to be correct as there are no non-overblotters that have been turned into baked goods.

@NRCNEWSRp What is with the aura around him? Have we yet to find the culprit? . I think there is a trend among those who have been turned into baked goods. This highly worrying phenomena seems to only have gotten overblotters so far. I am worried about my Housewarden.

Who put extra hot hot sauce in my mushroom and shrimp risotto?!?!??!!

@sugaredclovers We're not the ones who said that. We are simply reporting what we were told.

@NRCNEWSRp Now you're just asking for a death sentence 😭

We recently got an anonymous tip that Riddle Rosehearts can't reach the top shelf.

We believe that this is a health hazard.

Dire Crowley is now enforcing a rule that all students must lick a special green pole that was built in the school at least once per day.

@nebula_amber We are working on that.

@NRCNEWSRp speaking of offerings, you should open a strawpage so students can submit news and rumours perhaps

The Newspaper Club is accepting offerings of Ramen and Fried Chicken. We will write favorable articles about you if you meet our demands.

@crdsoldierspade We would like to see the proof.

GUYS STOP IT I DONT HAVE 100 KNIVES IN MY ROOM YOU CAN LITERALLY COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF

Leona Kingscholar has allegedly buried important documents in a yard and police have been unable to retrieve them.

@crdsoldierspade Then why were you spotted bringing 100 knives into your dorm room?

@NRCNEWSRp I DONT HAVE 100 KNIVES?????

whatWHAT NO????

@heartsychevy 100 knives

@NRCNEWSRp What sorts of suspicious items? This sort of statement could qualify as Libel…

We have received information that Deuce Spade is hoarding suspicious items

@ESnedeker77132 *disappears*

@NRCNEWSRp Watch me

We have a disturbing image of what appears to be Vil Schoenheit, Housewarden of Pomefiore but he is bread.

@heartsychevy Someone from Heartslabyul gave us information that they saw him bringing suspicious items to his dorm room so we currently cannot say for certain what is actually happening.

@NRCNEWSRp Deuce would not do that, he is the most well behaved student EVER…