Not So Alone

NSA is a hub for Ironman PVM. We have regular large-scale events, a vibrant and active community, and tonnes of clan culture. NSA has the feel of a small social clan, but with the features of an endgame pvm clan. See if you have what it takes today: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

As we enter the new year, an esteemed NSA veteran received their much deserved Scythe. KGoldy managed to end the year strong as mere hours of 2025 remained, obtaining the scythe at 34 purples! Huge gzzs and w000000000ts!!

We at NSA would like to wish everyone a belated Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!!! 2025 was full of iconic moments, god RNG and unbeatable events for NSA! We have lots planned for 2026!! May we bless you all with NSA RNG!

NSA Staple Big Booger joins the ranks of the GMs today! From humble cheese caper to gigachad pvm demon, we at NSA are thrilled to see another Zuk-helm fanatic! GM to GMs w00000000000000000000000000000000t

GM 12/1/25 @NSAosrs

The One Piece has been found! Gigadc has reached 99 Sailing! Claiming the 550m prize. They were one of the first Ironmen to achieve this impressive feat. 561 laps of The Gwenith Glade were grinded out with an impressive PB of 5:57! NSA couldnt be more proud of this gamer!

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NSA has been killing it in the total Sailing xp on WiseOldMan. We are immensely proud of our elite roster of land lubbers and booty plunderers. Lets keep this up NSA OMFC!

We at NSA wish all OSRS well on their sailing exploits! We are also thrilled to announce that the first person in NSA to achieve 99 Sailing will receive AT LEAST 300m and gain a BRAND NEW DISCORD ROLE! Happy sailing everyone!

The Booty-Plunderers have concluded their naval battle for the history books. The Teflon Terrordogs secured victory over The Piscarillius Pipsqueaks. They bombarded all 5 of the opposition's ships while only suffering a loss of 2! I hope this prepares all NSA for sailing!

The board has dropped! This weekend, the Teflon Terrordogs and the Piscarillius Pipsqueaks will be duking it out to hunt down and sink all opposing battleships! Good luck gamers.

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Finally got GM on my ironman (only account) @NSAosrs event this weekend to put the new helm to use !!!!!!!!

Today, we have a very lucky trip to the Rev Caves: Gigs' 4KC Craws Bow sent shockwaves throughout the wilderness. They got it before a bracelet drop! Hopefully that will make the wilderness-weapon grind go much quicker!

5:29, last run for me. This has been a blast to do and I hope we see a similar speedrunning scene in future events!

We at NSA are thrilled to announce our next event: 🏴‍☠️ Battleships 2.0 🏴‍☠️ Two huge teams will compete in a match of the famous boardgame known as Battleships. Obtain PVM drops on the board to shoot a cannonball, and pray to the seven seas that it hits the enemy's battleships!

Today, we are all Danish. One of NSA’s finest tenured members, Dahlinho, has finally freed himself from corp, after just over 12k kc. Dahl did 11.5k kc over the last year, averaging 31 a day. Gz legend.

Gridmaster completed in 8 hours and 8 minutes of in-game time, any% May do one more attempt for a sub 8 clear, got carried by RNG RNG / time stats in replies

Do. Your. Clues. Gz to NSA legend Tume ken on this absolutely nuclear casket.