Nick Simmo

@SOL_Grabber @CrimeLdn Very unlikely to be liberal in Broardstairs.

@CrimeLdn Reality of modern Britain. Criminals being defended by white liberal woman, all whilst driving tax-payer funded vehicles

A teenager has been arrested after a car crashed into a pub in the early hours of Saturday morning. Kent Police said just before 02.00 BST it was called to The Dolphin pub in Albion Street, Broadstairs. The force attended, alongside other emergency services, and said minor injuries were reported.

@lee_bamford @raoabhijeet @McFaul That happened long before WW2. I think every nation bar Britain had acknowledged it by the time the US joined the war.

@raoabhijeet @McFaul The US saw it as the point where they could finally leapfrog Britain as being the dominant power.

@Mr_Andrew_Fox This fact is going to drive European defence spending for the foreseeable future.

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@iam__temmyyy Rage bait. They’re training

Social experiment: Female black belt holder versus a regular untrained male. Now, imagine an angry man in a fight. YWD!

@theliamnissan @SpencerHakimian Grok?

@SpencerHakimian Where are you getting this information?

@dodgygardener I’m no tradesman, but I used to sell more car body filler to woodworkers than to panel beaters. It’s half the price and is easier to sand, apparently.

Part 105 of trying to renovate my house using a ChatGPT design 🤖

@TawhakiTheGod It’s also not moving anything close to 7M BPD due to lack of storage capacity in Huddah.

Two Houthis in a Toyota Hilux with a few jerry cans of extra fuel could drive to almost any point on it's 750 mile length and blow it up.

@stlgotmynikeson @simon_carpio @BoulPizz I do the same with maths. In school I’d often know the answer, then have to work out how to solve the problem.

This is a good one. Math was always an intuition but required writing it down if really complex. But the more I think about it the better I got the more it was intuition. Someone says a multiplication problem I just felt the answer and knew. Reading. Or writing. The monologue is there. If I have the read super quick , it just reads super quick. Funny enough there’s no upper bound on the speed.

Nearly 50% of ppl do NOT have internal monologue. Once I found this out, everything made more sense. Ppl aren’t even THINKING

@OlsterB @anon_opin Your fridge has an outdoors loo?

@anon_opin My fridge looks Soviet enough with eggs in, remove them and I may as well take it to the tip

Storing eggs in the fridge is just wrong. They are safe to store at ambient temperature and that gives you extra fridge space for stuff that actually needs to be refrigerated.

@onthemark329 @Cat5SMASHICANE @emma6USA I saw a US park ranger talking about making things bear-proof. He said “I discovered there’s a significant overlap in intelligence between the smartest bears, and the dummest people.”

@Cat5SMASHICANE @emma6USA There is an inverse relationship between the deadliness of a "pet" and the IQ of its owner.

Nothing out of the ordinary hair. This man is just showing us his pet Cobra that is still fully loaded with venom. He puts a lot of trust in that thing.

@ChefReactions @AaronAndHounds Make the best of it and go to a different game. Not the same as seeing Arsenal, but even the lower leagues will be orders of magnitude better than anything in America. There’s loads of teams in and just outside of London.

@KemiBadenoch If the previous government hadn’t spent 14 years gutting our armed forces (including halving the order of Type-45s), we’d be in a far better position to project power.

Starmer is doing too little, too late. Italy, Spain, the Netherlands are sending ships to defend Cyprus. HMS Dragon won’t leave Portsmouth for a week. It can’t shoot down Iran’s drones from The Channel. Our bases and allies are under attack. We must act in our national interest.

@LeB3N_ @DLeniscran @stokegoblin “Arrogant, smelly, cheese munching cunt” could describe either one tbf. It’s a brotherly hatred. We may bully each other, but no one else is allowed to.

@DLeniscran @stokegoblin As an arrogant, smelly, cheese munching cunt myself, I fully concur. Long live the most respectful hatred in Europe.

Me slagging the French on this app vs when I see fucking yanks slagging French on this app.

@Theholisticpsyc That last sentence is incredibly irresponsible. Think about it.

Be aware that people's entire belief systems are crashing. People are realizing so many things they've been told are a lie. Friendships are ending, divorces are happening. If you feel more alone than ever, it's a sign you're getting emotionally healthy.

@TyphoonAir @haynesdeborah I thought so. Pretty sure they’ve also flown from Akrotiri.

@NSimmo8 @haynesdeborah Yes, during CSG21

British warplanes and troops have shot down multiple drones in the Middle East as the UK says it will send a Royal Navy warship and helicopters to better defend its forces in Cyprus. F-35 jets – the Royal Air Force’s most expensive fighter aircraft – blasted much cheaper unmanned aerial vehicles out of the sky in Jordan in a sign of the US and Israeli war against Iran escalating. It is the first time the British F35s have struck a target on operations. Also, in the past 24 hours, a unit of ground troops armed with counter-drone weapons took out more drones in Iraqi airspace threatening coalition forces, while a Typhoon jet terminated a one-way attack drone threatening Qatar, using an air-to-air missile, according to the Ministry of Defence. That missile would have been many times more expensive than the drone – underlining how sophisticated warplanes are not the most cost-effective way to eliminate hostile drones. Concerned about the threat posed by Iran’s arsenal of missiles and unmanned aircraft, Sir Keir Starmer said the Royal Navy would deploy HMS Dragon, a Type 45 destroyer, to bolster defences around RAF Akrotiri in Cyprus and across the Gulf. The warship, based in Portsmouth, has the ability to shoot down ballistic and cruise missiles. It is expected to set sail as soon as Wednesday but will take between five to seven days to arrive in the conflict area. In addition, the UK is sending two Wildcat helicopters armed with counter-drone missiles to the region. “We are moving quickly to further reinforce our defensive presence in the Eastern Mediterranean,” John Healey, the defence secretary, said. “HMS Dragon brings world-class air defence capability, and our Wildcat helicopters are armed with Martlet missiles to counter the growing drone threat.

@peterfrankopan Nor can the US sustain that kind of missile expenditure for long. The lead time on manufacturing drones is much shorter than that of a PAC-3. Also much cheaper.

137 missiles fired today by Iran at UAE - of which 132 intercepted 209 drones launched today - of which 195 shot down. Says a lot about efficiency of defence systems. Also worth noting: Iran won’t be able to keep these volumes going for long.

@AndyStumpf77 @Kim_HDarragh @krassenstein Decapitating a regime, rendering their AD incapable of downing a drone and vowing to obliterate their navy is hardly a tactical strike, Andy?

@Kim_HDarragh @krassenstein By definition, yes. What would you describe them as?

Iranian Supreme Leader Khamenei was a monster and deserves death. That does not mean I support the US entering a major war and taking out the leader of another nation, yet again, when we were promised the opposite. Why is it so hard for Republicans to understand that each of the above are not mutually exclusive to one another?

@EdWhittle1968 @RAF_Luton I don’t think they all have fat fingers, Ed. Sounds like a bit of an over generalization of MPs to me.

@RAF_Luton MPs. I meant MPs. Fat fingers

BREAKING: Eurovision Typhoon bombers will conduct defensive patrols along the West Coast of the UK to prevent US warplanes using UK airbases as part of Operation Dynamic Lettuce. Photographed from a Canberra

@OzKaterji @Havoc_Six It’s Saturday. As long as you ate, drank and went to the loo, it’s allowed.

Entire Day: Wasted. ❌ Household Chores: Unfinished. ❌ Other responsibilities: Ignored. ❌ Situation: Monitored. ✅