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Skorch, Lazy Writer

Skorch, Lazy Writer

@NSkorch

I write dumb stuff about mutant teenage werewolves and surfer-dude skeletons thats people like. Because reasons. Starter of arguments. PFP by @LucaBicono

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U1TR4F0RCE@U1TR4F0RCE·
@NSkorch @Wolfie_2323 @Huni_Bunnii_ Just to correct you they don't die instantly their heart is replaced by the red ring. There have been a few Red Lanterns who have taken their ring off without dying. But it's reliant on Blue Lanterns, Extreme Hope or a biology where you don't die from missing a heart immediately.
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@infernoman64 My friends taught me in their room one day, and then years later I walked into my LGS after getting back in and they taught me commander.
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🔥The Infernoman🔥
🔥The Infernoman🔥@infernoman64·
Random but I want to ask my fiery friends, how did you learn MTG? Who taught you?
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@Huni_Bunnii_ @Wolfie_2323 Also, there are a few others occasionally, but these are the main ones. As for Red Lanterns, as stated, it draws power from your blood, hence why you die if it ever comes off. Only a Blue Lantern can (sometimes, continuity depending) undo that. But it’s rare.
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Skorch, Lazy Writer@NSkorch·
@Huni_Bunnii_ @Wolfie_2323 Green = Willpower Yellow = Fear Blue = Hope Red = Rage Pink (Sapphire) = Love (not as good as it sounds) Indigo = Compassion (Brainwashing and cult-like hive minds) Orange = Greed (There is only one Orange Lantern, lol) Black = Death White = Life
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Skorch, Lazy Writer@NSkorch·
@Wolfie_2323 @Huni_Bunnii_ TLDR. Red Lanterns are fuelled by rage. Dex-Star here had his owner murdered after she took him in form the street and he was going to be killed. His fury made him chosen to be a red lantern. Which is not a good thing. You can’t take the ring off without dying instantly.
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@Huni_Bunnii_ Okay, bear with me because GL isn’t my expertise, but the different Lantern Rings have colour coded abilities. Green is willpower, Yellow is fear etc etc. Red Rings are rage powered. The rings choose the user, and this ring chose that cat.
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@ImageComics Be warned. If you enjoyed the show, the comic is much, much, much different/darker. It’s good! But be warned lmao.
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Image Comics@ImageComics·
HAPPY! DELUXE EDITION TP by Grant Morrison & Darick Robertson is in comic shops this week! The bestselling comic that inspired the cult-favorite SYFY series follows an ex-cop at rock bottom who finds an unlikely shot at redemption when he’s guided by a tiny, relentlessly optimistic blue cartoon horse only he can see. Grab your copy! ow.ly/fQ0450YEyj3
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@MTGSecretLair I like the Sphinx, but the promos are disappointing, especially compared to last years. I appreciate the ‘theming’ of the top four cards, but i ain’t too intrigued by this. Even with MB2
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MTG Secret Lair@MTGSecretLair·
Mystery Booster 2 takes center stage in Festival in a Box, arriving on April 13th. Bring home the surprises, the spectacle, and a little extra MagicCon magic.
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Madelaine Hanson
Madelaine Hanson@MadelaineLucyH·
Went on a date with this guy. Told him I was writing a book. He asked what it was about. I said political thriller. He said that was good because “women just read and write porn trash these days”. I asked him what he reads. He went very quiet and said “philosophy”. Reader, I asked him which philosophy books he’d read.
flanderstastic@flanderstastic

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@RE_Games This game led to one of my favorite bits from any YouTuber. Pastra’s “Now let’s see how the FUCKED IT UP.” Followed by basic font ‘The Part of the Video Where Pastra Gets Angry’ always gets me.
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Resident Evil
Resident Evil@RE_Games·
On this day in 2020, Resident Evil 3 was released. S.T.A.R.S. member Jill Valentine makes a desperate attempt at escaping a zombie-riddled Raccoon City, a place she once called home. With a relentless pursuer at her heels, Jill must do everything she can to survive.
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@SERASTARLING Your ‘crash out’ is nothing more than whining you’re not being given a free win. There’s no ‘social contract’ for this game. Stop whining and play the game or don’t.
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Sera Starling ✦ 🏳️‍⚧️
So I officially crashed out over this Blood Moon event yesterday and I asked my friends on if this is valid reaction. Here's me going off! Killer mains, best believe I do not care if you tunnel, but for the love of god stand on fucking business!
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
‘SCREAM 8’ is in the works. Lilla and Nora Zuckerman (‘Poker Face’) are writing the script. (Source: Deadline)
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@NamelessMTG What are these in again? Which special booster?
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Nameless Mtg@NamelessMTG·
It’s funny to see all the people that flamed me for using these arts in my main deck I’m trying to bling out. Telling me they are “trash” or not even “top 2 arts” Now everyone is hoping on the bandwagon…
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GumballViking@viking_gumball·
Man, the fighting game scene is falling apart. Street Fighter needs no explanation, Tekken is apparently impossible to fix, Guilty Gear's fandom is sinking even lower and lower. It's all so sudden. It's almost like... they're... Where's Mortal Kombat?
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Limited Run Games
Limited Run Games@LimitedRunGames·
Have you played JAWS: Enhanced Edition yet? Now's your chance! Featuring a massively expanded, multi-chapter adventure with nods to all four JAWS films! Get it today!🦈 tr.ee/xlQWtGSwt7
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Skorch, Lazy Writer@NSkorch·
@BeAfraid_Movies Admittedly disappointing overall, the kills, surprisingly likeable characters and damn good final fight redeem the movie. Plus, the concept is really cool, I wish future NOES films (if they happen) toy with the idea of ‘forgetting’ Freddy (again. I know the old ones did too)
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Skorch, Lazy Writer@NSkorch·
@ILoveToTalkFilm This is why I’ve never bought into 4K. Sure the audio and picture is better (sometimes) but they want 50$ for one movie. You can buy a season or two (sometimes an entire series) on blu ray for that much. No film is worth 50$ out the gate.
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I Love To Talk Film@ILoveToTalkFilm·
$50 for a 4K? Not a special edition, steelbook, etc. I'm worried that working-class people like myself will soon be priced out of the market. It's becoming harder and harder to afford new releases.
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