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@DovySimuMMA Laying is better then this.

fast forwarding makes this fight look much worse ☠️

Trump gave the ultimatum, Iran stayed silent… now a 5-day delay. Peak drama🔥🔥🔥

@shutupnaina Viral ad bana diya .

i need to sit with the person who wrote this ad😭😭

@Amara__Don @mufaddal_vohra Bapuuu

@mufaddal_vohra Captain is Axar Patel…????🫤🫤🫤🫤

🚨 OPENER KL RAHUL IS BACK. 🚨 - Captain Axar Patel has confirmed KL Rahul will be slotted as an opener in the Delhi Capitals lineup.

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Obama," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "Pope Francis," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave?'

JOKE of the Day Ek baar ek bikhari bhik mang rah hota hai. "2 din se bukha hu" Aadmi bolta hai "tamater khaa" bikhari: "roti khila do..." Aadmi bolta hai "tamater khaa" bikhari: "lao tamater hi dedo" Aadmi bolta hai "ABBE BHONTHARI KE THUD TAMAATER KHAA TAMAATER!!!" (aadmi totlaa tha)

@Savii_86 Master ji ki daughter hai wo...aunty wife hai

मास्टर जी के विडियो में आंटी कौन दिख रही है 🤣

Twitter should replace heart with like button to match dislike button.

x.com/sunilaarnav/st… 🚨🚨🚨Panic in pak due to Dhurandhar revenge movie and policeman r checking every poor man sleeping on streets.

@kushika_twt I will replace this stove with induction.

what are you doing in this situation?

@WildYogiMonk @elonmusk Areeee monk ji...kaise hain aap ..long time no see?

@NTDPhilosopher @elonmusk Smoky Musk: Catch the spark."

😂

@rutu609 Yes 10 pointer.

My 10th marksheet 📄 Do you remember your percentage in 10th?

@kushika_twt Salt daddy ?

If rich man is sugar daddy then poor man is ?

@amit25says Great find .

I have spent a lot of time here on X. (around 7-8months) My observations: (Impressions) Genuine tech posts -> 200-500 Any contest related or POTD -> 100-350 Motivations/advices -> 1K-2K Ragebait techposts -> 10K-40K Interview experiences -> 20K-50K IIT tags/Tier3-69 -> 25K-100K Fancy Numbers -> 30K-280K Hardik Pandya -> 600K-1M Never tried shitposts of kind "What's stopping you from this, that, etcc...." Quote yours!

@acdmma_ He broke his shin....he came back and he still want to but due to his broken leg chances r less.

Conor McGregor got that Floyd Mayweather payday and pretty much stopped caring about fighting in the UFC and he never wants that to happen EVER again

@ChampRDS @ufc Mpv is overrated it seems. Its a striker job to go for a kill.

🗣️ MVP: “It’s getting more and more difficult when nobody really wants to engage. Everyone’s on the back foot. It’s more difficult to fight somebody that doesn’t want to fight than fight someone difficult that wants to fight.” (via @ufc)

@nikitabier Thats crazy obsession.

Today’s Terafab announcement reminded me of when I first met Elon: I watched him do 10 hours of xAI reviews without a break—and then he ate a $9 Doordash burrito and kept going until 2am. He could do anything right now, but instead he spends every waking minute earnestly working on the most ambitious project imaginable to advance humanity.

@LeroneMurphy U got robbed bad.

Just watched the fight back 😅. Congrats to evleov either way.

@DovySimuMMA Murphy got robbed and sad part is lost his 0.

how did you guys score it? #UFCLondon