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Eddie Howe currently shitting on all us doubters with a Murphy assist and Burn goal and now he’s gonna get to keep his job 🥸 #NUFC

@DeadlineDayLive I’m unhappy with him as well.

🚨 Anthony Gordon is unhappy at Newcastle United and could look to leave this summer. The player has big ambitions. He is, and has always been, interested in a switch to Liverpool but may also receive an offer from Arsenal as they could look to upgrade Gabriel Martinelli. He's very highly-rated at many clubs in the Premier League. (Source: Football Insider)

Not sure I’ve ever seen a penalty and red card where the manager is 100% to blame like that. Everyone saw that coming and Hall should’ve been on instantly after that first penalty shout. #NUFC

Elanga first goal contribution inbound #NUFC

Disregard i suppose.

Watching Joelinton makes me want to rip my fucking eyes out sometimes. I don’t care if he’s in an “enforcer” role he’s shit technically. #NUFC

I really didn’t believe this when I said it but 😭😭😭 #LFC

Who just got subbed at half in the #LFC match??? Surely not…

Alexander Isak vs Liverpool Stoppable on his day. 👏 x.com/HaterCentralAl…

@DeadlineDayLive Forgot a digit.

🚨 Paris Saint-Germain are preparing a bid of £52M to sign Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali. (Source: Fichajes)

@rymul2245 @optout936698739 @TouchlineX No, Tonali still Tyneside.

Even after kick off, the Oviedo and Espanyol players did not move as protest to a La LIga match held in Miami. It has been censored from all TV broadcasts.

@rymul2245 @optout936698739 @TouchlineX Ur game is 50% commercial breaks lad

@optout936698739 @TouchlineX Tough- you guys sold out our clubs just like we have franchises- something you will never understand. EPL is just “who spent more money” comp each year. Ur games gone

@tactichud I went out of my way to follow this account when you switched and I have nothing but regret.

@GoonerJaz You defend a man who doesn’t know you exist by talking about his wages rather than his footballing abilities you fucking twat.

@NUFCEin No, I just think the whole "hating" on players gimmick is utterly pathetic and a reflection of how many clowns exist in society today, generally, of whom you're clearly one.

You know it’s a shit player when they have to pull out their wages and compare them to common people. #Pulp

@George819915541 @KayLFC05_ Surely not as silly as a club that spends a transfer record fee for a goal against Southampton and an accidental assist against Chelsea… and that’s just one of their flops.

Perfect pass by Wirtz but W*ltemade messes it up🤦‍♂️

@SashoSokolovski @KayLFC05_ Only thing Isak has proven is that he can only score when provided opportunities by the best right winger in the league, Jacob Murphy.

@NUFCEin @KayLFC05_ @FlorianFocus Don't get to excited, it's only 7 games 😂😂😂😂 Isak is Premier League proven. Come back when this German scores 20+ Premier League goals in a season

@deanthomas_88 Don’t particularly care if he’s shit for Germany so long as he continues to score for us… it’d be not scoring for club or country that would really be frustrating

@lfckoumas @MagpieMediaX @FlorianFocus Tears of laughter lad.

@MagpieMediaX @FlorianFocus Hahaaaaa cry y cunt😛😛

Big Nick’s just making sure that $155m midfielder Wirtz stays on 0 assists for the season - it’s nearly November, btw.

@monsta_szn @MagpieMediaX @FlorianFocus It was his decision to not be at full fitness. Definitely was not his decision to accidentally get an assist against Chelsea though.

@NUFCEin @MagpieMediaX @FlorianFocus Yeah a player who's not at full fitness yet still managed a goal and assist without playing a full 90