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~Vladimir Lem RP-parody account, based on the games Max Payne 1+2 by Remedy. MV and OC friendly.
~+18, possible dark content! Non lewd, minors dni!
~#MaxPayneRP, #AlanWakeRP
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@NYCsFinxst
(Max Payne PARODY ACCOUNT) 'If you ever find yourself caught between a rock and a hard place -- just whistle~'
Written by Mary Katılım Ocak 2024
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"He's drinking too much. Give him something to do. Tell him who sent you, if he asks. But whatever you do, let him sleep. Don't rough him up too much, he's working for me and he's one of my best men. Should he hurt you...then just punch him back."
𝘼𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤@b1teforh1re
Very much listening. "So you just want me to chase him around? For how long? And how much am I allowed to rough him up if he hurts me?"
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"His name is Max ( @C0LDDEVlL ). He's a friend of mine. An ex-cop and one Hell of a shooter. I think he's getting a bit...lazy lately and you keeping him on his toes sounds good to me. Might get dangerous though, a fair warning."
𝘼𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤@b1teforh1re
Sighhh. "I'll still take it. Who do I chase?"
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@DANCE___MACABRE @ATA_GLANCE @C0LDDEVlL Minnie, darling, I'll get you the best burger. What would you like?
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@NYCsFinxst @ATA_GLANCE @C0LDDEVlL As long as I'm not cooking - I'm happy. I am quite beat, admittedly.
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It's one of these days where he'd like dinner with @DANCE___MACABRE , @C0LDDEVlL and @ATA_GLANCE . Just them, some drinks, fine food and stupid jokes.
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@ATA_GLANCE @C0LDDEVlL @DANCE___MACABRE Here. I pay. Now let's have a good evening together before I change my mind.
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skal. me & @NYCsFinxst absolutely need to write again it is a MUST /pos
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"Yes. But you are not allowed to kill that person."
𝘼𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤@b1teforh1re
Listening. "Chasing challenge?"
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"Want a difficult challenge?"
𝘼𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤@b1teforh1re
I should be allowed to chase down one (1) person. I've been very well behaved and I deserve a treat.
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"Eh...No! Of course not. You wouldn't catch my guys lift a hand against me. Stop daydreaming."
𝐌𝐀𝐗. ／ 𝐏𝐀𝐘͜͡𝐍͟𝐄͟ .@C0LDDEVlL
“ sooo ... one of your guys and me against you ? sounds good. ”
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"Wouldn't you love that, Payne. Hitting your own boss. I can give you one of my men for some...anger management once a month."
𝐌𝐀𝐗. ／ 𝐏𝐀𝐘͜͡𝐍͟𝐄͟ .@C0LDDEVlL
“ can i at least hit you with a bottle once a month ? gotta give me something than booze, lem. ”
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"Stop crying. You've done it quite well last time. I believe in you. I'll pay you with one drink to your liking every time you clean it."
𝐌𝐀𝐗. ／ 𝐏𝐀𝐘͜͡𝐍͟𝐄͟ .@C0LDDEVlL
“ w h a t. ” wide eyed stare. no words, for a second. two. a couple more. “ i am not cleaning your office for a year. ”
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"Let's see..."
He takes out a piece of paper, looking all smug and shit.
"Uhm...The end of the year."
𝐌𝐀𝐗. ／ 𝐏𝐀𝐘͜͡𝐍͟𝐄͟ .@C0LDDEVlL
“ ... how long did you extend that contract for ? ”
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"You get five seconds to explain your childish behavior."
𝐌𝐀𝐗. ／ 𝐏𝐀𝐘͜͡𝐍͟𝐄͟ .@C0LDDEVlL
poking @NYCsFinxst with a stick.
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"I'm kinda glad that's not what you're into. Just use what everyone else use. You know, hair colorant comes in all kinds of colors."
𝘼𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤@b1teforh1re
"No." Plopping down to sit on the floor. Ears flicking away drops ot water.
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"Oh, back already?"
He sees the result.
"Didn't work, hm?"
𝘼𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤@b1teforh1re
". . . alright, then." He's off. Two hours later and fresh out a shower, he's disappointed with the results.
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Oh God...He runs a hand over his face.
"Nevermind."
𝘼𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤@b1teforh1re
"How would kinky stuff turn their hair red?"
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"Hair colorant, most likely. Unless they're into kinky stuff."
𝘼𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤@b1teforh1re
Saw a guy with red hair and got curious about how he got it that way.
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"I don't worry. Have fun. Still think it's a rather strange wish though. How did you get that idea anyway?"
𝘼𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤@b1teforh1re
Nobody friendly. You don't need to worry about the little details.
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