NZ National Party

Fuck this shit. We're nationalising the entire Rugby World Cup. Dan Carter's groin be dammed.

This twitter account is a politics free zone. #voteforus

John Key has never smoked weed, but that's only because he's never been offered any.

Unlike Dr Brash we don't agree with marijuana decriminalization, we also don't agree with his stance on inter-racial marriage.

Under our new job growth policy, youth minimum wage will be scrapped, while slavery will be reinstated.

Via Beehive: Centre underlines commitment to child victims dlvr.it/mfl3D

RIP Troy Davis in half.

National to announce new immigration policy: No browns.

Via Beehive: Chinese Vice Premier Hui to visit New Zealand dlvr.it/mfJ6D