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The Google Maps car drove past me today while coming back from grocery shopping, so I threw up the devil horns as it passed me. I know it will blur my face out, but I can't wait to see myself on Google Road Maps in the future 🤘

@jacobfalach1 Did you know that R2-D2 said the most cuss words in the Star Wars franchise? Yup, they bleeped out every word he said 😳

May the 4th be with you.

@castiza I don't think I've ever seen Miss Venti with blonde hair. Looks shnazzy 👍

Mid Mulatta of the Day #MulattaMonday

@Styx666Official That's a good cat you've got there. Earning its keep 👍🐱

Thank you, cat, for this grand gift.

@FoodPleaser I prefer mayo

Alright….. Let’s finally settle this ⛔️ Miracle Whip or Hellmann’s Mayo?

@BadQualityMemes Where does one acquire eggplant salve?

I don’t know how this worked but I had a spot on my face that always made me self conscious. I read that the only way to remove it was with surgery. I found a tip from person on a natural wellness site saying to try eggplant salve. It didn’t burn, it didn’t seem to do anything at first but now it’s almost gone and I am amazed. If you have any eczema or skin issues, I recommend giving it a try. I just put it on at night with a bandaid over it and boom… practically gone.

@GentlemenDigest Shomething shaken, not shtirred 🍸

It's Friday night what are you drinking?

Got some new seasonings for my spice rack today 👍

Had to go out today to take care of some business. Stopped off at a 7-11 for some lunch after I was done. Two chili cheese dogs with onions for the win! 🌭🌭

@Thepetsonly No way. My cat is black and she's brought me nothing but good luck 🐈‍⬛🫶

Do you believe? Yes or No?

@AmericaPapaBear Her precious?

These photos of Olivia Wilde are roughly 8 or so years apart. Someone please explain to me how this is possible. What causes this??

@nosoup4knowles I just realized I got this scene from the film Airplane Eleven -- The Sequel lol

@nosoup4knowles I'm still waiting on Rocky 38 🤣

I never realized there were more than ten

Body Cameras were the ultimate Monkey's Paw Wish for the BLM movement. Imagine trying to convince people w/o video that a mom would ignore 600 warnings, not take a free pass on a warrant, & a suspended license, beceause she preferred to be arrested in front of her kids

@Kittenwaffin It's all so exhausting

This could have been a simple handicapped parking ticket. It escalated into a felony and she insisted it was because she was black.

@nathano235 Looks good on my end. You've got your cheese curds and gravy arranged just fine on that bed of fries. Only thing missing is a fork lol

Canadian/québécois friends, I’ve made my first poutine as a fat American. How did I do visually?

@nosoup4knowles hehe that's funny 😅

Ilhan Omar says Godfather eleven is "overrated"

@CineCelebsPulse Oh wow, look! An old style rotary phone! lol

gabriela moura Have some mercy

@mayennaraya ASStounding 😉

One word for my ass

@Matt_Pinner Oreo

Is it true 🤔

@_we_love_food Nope, not even close

Worst candy of all time … right?