Nabas Mitei

@KiprutToo Samoo Man having castrated bull {Ee'i} You are call Samoei

What do we call the name and colour of that cow in Kalenjin?

@davidmakali1 Scarcity mindset this one.

Where did this boy get money to fete a school with a bus?

@Misspreety17 Poorly brought up Children celebrate. Bad!

Is it just me ???I never celebrate people’s death No matter what,lol!!

Man to man: Avoid having deals or sharing confidential information with a man who is loyal to his woman.

@KyaloIntel Kwani ume bag Soipan Tuiya, yule wa Defence ama naona nani

Ukianza kupenda wasichana hawana matako there's no going back

@pksalasya Tell AI there's no sea throughout that aforementioned route.

Last year, as I was traveling from Casablanca, Morocco, something unexpected happened to me that I will never forget. ✈️ Somewhere in the middle of the vast ocean, surrounded by nothing but endless water and silence, a thought suddenly crossed my mind… What if this plane went down right here? And then it hit me harder… What would happen to my people? My strong, supportive women of Mumias East… who would stand for them? Who would walk with them? Who would fight for them? At that moment, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. Tears just started flowing down my cheeks… quietly, uncontrollably. The cabin crew noticed and came over, wondering what was wrong. When I finally shared what was on my heart, something unexpected happened… people started smiling, even laughing softly—not to mock me, but because they understood. They saw the love. They felt it. ❤️ In that moment, I realized something deeper than words… This is not just leadership. This is not just representation. This is LOVE. Mumias East, you are not just my constituents… you are my family. And my heart beats for you every single day. ❤️🔥 #MumiasEast #LeadershipWithHeart #ForThePeople #ServantLeadership #MyPeopleMyStrength

@OmaeOkara So sad, I wish you people Quick Recovery. May such reckless drivers brought to book.

We have been talking about dangerous driving that has claimed lives here. Tweeps dead and today it was actually me on the line. Hapa red hill road. That gray saloon car hit us and ran away (kbk). I know you will see this , you hit the motorbike head on hapo kwa round about near hospital hill high school and ran. Left us to die if not for well wishers this account will have gone silent. Death calls people walai . What made me park my car hapo Astro and chose to use nduthi sijui ni nini ? Ati ndio I avoid jam. Just know that I can track you with so many cctvs on red hill road and I have the capacity to track you. Better bring yourself and apologize . Thank God in heaven the two of us never died. Thanks to resuscitation by well wishers and being rushed to hospital. The motorbike rider’s pregnant wife cries cannot make you sleep. I personally paid for our medical care and all of us are doing well thanks to God. We kafukuswi if you don’t apologize naeza kutafuta hii Barabara iko na cctv Kama zote. You obviously cant escape the cctvs in Astro filling station and the diversion to village market. This guy hit us kwa roundabout and ran bana. I have been blaming nduthi guys kumbe the car drivers pia ni shida. How do you approach a roundabout na 100km/hr plus . Worse you wanted to ensure we are dead. Black soul Wewe. I won’t launch a police case but you have to apologize . To youths out there bana you can literally see your life flash in front of your life. Yaani na vile I left home to change home then one reckless driver wanted me to connect to Sayuni WiFi! I have escaped death! It wasn’t my day . I have to take a day to thank God / Allah . Redhill link road is becoming a black spot. @ignyharaz2 @KeNHAKenya @KURAroads @ntsa_kenya @Kibet_bull @BravinYuri @citizentvkenya @abuyamasta @osoroKE @C_NyaKundiH @jimNjue_ @Osama_otero

If you don't realise you are a God, you will be enslaved by religion.

She says she’s private, but five girls already know your texts, your income, your stroke game, and your flaws. Assume nothing is sacred.

@baroswahjr Samoo in Tugen (Arror)

Chesamoi

What a coincidence, 28 Feb, Ngeno went to be with God.

"Know Who You're Dealing With — Do Not Offend The Wrong Person".

"You are killing me, you are killing me." Cried Murkomen as Ng'eno punched him so hard. OCS Wilson Airport intervened and separated them.

@ay0dele_ Lest you forget, Apple company recently admitted that they have never sold even a single iPhone to Africa.

70% of iPhone users don't know the feeling of unboxing a new phone—unlike Samsung users.

@DiianaD_ Ok

Small accounts, let’s follow each other 💕

@Shadaya_Knight Hope he gets a boy in he's offspring to guarantee his Lineage (procreation )

Barrack Obama cooked here Sasha and Malia Obama spotted taking a walk together

You can just take a picture of a tortoise and say it’s 192 years old. Nobody checks that shit.

People will forgive anything, so long as you deliver good results. "A good end gilds all, no matter how unsavory the means." -Baltasar Gracian Lie, Cheat, Steal, Endanger Others. So long as you deliver good results, people will act like it never happened.

@Shadaya_Knight If I perish I perish

A short story

@kinara_69 @ItsLeecapalot Baloteli