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Made with Loops & Threads skinny chenille in the color seal - very soft, very pretty, very warm, but snapped like 3 times during this project so rating it a 6/10 Very much a #LazyCrochet project - no pattern, no counting stitches, just vibes ❤️

Was supposed to be crocheting a basic regular degular scarf for my husband BUT got inspired. Added buttons to make him a lil wrap. Am I tryna keep his face warm or we finna rob somebody? Idk, all I know is my whole family is about to get matching sets.

It took 3 minutes to snap the 3 pieces together and 30 minutes to fluff out the branch tips. No sorting through a hundred color coded branches. No fighting with string lights. No headache of having a real tree. I love it here.

Call me lazy if you want but buying an artificial, pre-lit, Christmas tree was one of the best decisions I’ve made as an adult who loves the holiday season and has young kids.

Did Tim Dieck actually drop Olivia Smart on her face during their exhibition gala program? And nobody is talking about it? #CupOfChina #GrandPrix #FigureSkating

Anastasiia Gubanova in the exhibition gala at Cup Of China … chef’s kiss. Love it. Ten out of ten and ten again. No notes

I’ll never forgive Cardi B or her team for not releasing Hello as a single months ago. This song really could have been a bad bish summer anthem 😒 It’s SEPTEMBER, yall LATE #AmITheDrama

@Uber wont let me order a ride without uploading my ID - I’ve been using uber for 10 years and never had this happen. What is going on?!?!

@Lucho_Barnes @SPOTNEWSonIG $$$$

@SPOTNEWSonIG 🤣🤣🤣 why you in da hood gurl ?

11861 S Vincennes: Assist The PO, an off-duty PO from Downers Grove says she fired her firearm, she shot at a dog that was trying to attack her and her dog. the dog was not hit and is still roaming around in the area. caller believes it's her neighbor's dog, nothing further. #Chicago #ChicagoScanner

I’m watching with my 8 and 5 year old and they are so excited. They both skate and it’s pretty common for the only other people of color they see at competitions to be on their team. A whole TV series about a diverse synchro team?? Love it.

Yall tune into #HarlemIce on Disney Plus PLEASE. Even if yall aren’t into skating or synchro, put it on and just let it play while you do something else. We need these numbers to be good so we can continue seeing skaters of color represented in the media.

@esjesjesj "Teachers should be willing to put their lives on the line for their studen- NO NOT LIKE THAT" - Republicans

015: 2 shot, 225 N Central M/22 - head, neck, chest, L arm, groin (DOA) M/26 - R flank #Chicago #ChicagoScanner the deceased has approximately 18 gunshot wounds, the body was transported to West Suburban Hospital. the crime scene consists of about 30 shell casings, a phone, and blood.

*on the way to Disney on Ice* Me: Are yall excited? 5yo: Yes. But I would be more excited if we could be in the show. Can we? Me: Maybe one day. 8yo: Maybe today. I’m gonna ask them 😭😭😭😭 @DisneyOnIce you have some new recuits here!

#DisneyOnIce outing for my little ice skaters

This is SICK

me liking tweets celebrating the assassination of the united healthcare ceo

Whoever just robbed PNC bank on 87th & Cottage, let me get $37 🤷🏽‍♀️

@KollegeKidd This poor baby never had a chance 🥲 Yall gotta stop glorifying this foolishness because look at how the kids end up