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@Giftongo @AstroShumba Most useless reward ever. And that time you have bought chezafaya worth >10,000. Fuck I need 2 SMS's for? 😂😂😂

@AstroShumba In the 21st century mpaka ma texts? 😂😅

Mxie....Kodi ichi kukana mumakanila pati?

god in heaven please make these niggas somehow slip up on this league. walahi ill start going to church everyday again

@MrDnD353868 @BROWNN_NORTHING 😂😂 To the top.

@Nafferaven @BROWNN_NORTHING Wapita kut?🤣

Eeeeh chi POP DRUG chapha diss track straight to B nyamula ma pant, charisma ndi tamia jahmizoo😂😂😂 Abale okha ndamene akuwala❤️‍🔥🔥🇲🇼‼️

Should the beef end in a boxing ring? 👀 Timothy Ntilosanje, one of the organisers behind The Sunday Soirée, has teased the possibility of a boxing match between Toast and IKK on his X page. The Sunday Soirée hosted a boxing event in Lilongwe last year. 🥊

Am I the only one who prays about everything? 😭 Like “God, please help me find my keys, my AirPods, my card," literally everything.😂

poor girls piss me off, wdym you don’t have transport fare

i miss when weed would get me high for 5 hours and 43 minutes

@AmirB_91 @Bellaafrorican1 @polo_man404 J what? 😂😂😂

@Bellaafrorican1 @polo_man404 The amount of excuses and sympathizing niggas did for J Fold in this thread is sickening.

🔥 BREAKING NEWS 🔥🔥 F@t Joe tweeted: “You can’t scream ‘I’m the best’ and ‘I sm0ke niqqaz’ your whole career, then when Kendrick steps in the ring, you fold, apologize, and tap out. After that? You’re out the Big 3. Ali didn’t bow — he fought.” J. Cole replied: “Respectfully, choosing peace ain’t fear. I don’t need a public execution to validate my pen. I stepped back because ego don’t write classics — discipline does. If that ‘looks weak’ to you, cool… I’ll live with my catalog.” 💀🔥

The security guard and the cleaner at your workplace are your colleagues.

The fact that we all supported Senegal doesn’t mean what they did was professional… CAF took the right decision

nobody is above manipulation

@Sanny_Zyto 😂

ndat ndiyesereko kwacha helper ndayaluka sizapangaso😂😂😂😂

Aye man Bam dropped 83

@gumbo_guy09 @Adikastakes I will be there no matter what 😂😂😂

@Nafferaven @Adikastakes Smh " never dictated play like vitinha does 💀" ". Create chances for his team mates " 😂💀 Y'all just be talking 💀😂 but fairs. May 25th see you then!!!

I’ll keep asking until someone explains, what has Rice done to be in these conversations?

@gumbo_guy09 @Adikastakes I mean it's a lot of things we can mention. 1. Win a league title. 2. Win a UCL 3. Win the a league cup. 4. Never dictated play like vitinha does regularly. 5. Create chances for his team mates... The list is endless.

@Adikastakes I will keep responding 🤧 what has he not done!!!

I am team chariz in urban music debates koma iyiyi silibwino😂😂. It's not even chinkhoswe vibes,, it's Chinamwali vibes😂

Greatest motivation in acquiring wealth is to travel the world for me,the earth is too beautiful to live life in just one country alone

@mwandyali There are certain actors and directors that you need to have on your list of unskippables. Even if it's an animation, watch it.

Sameee This year’s line up looks good