dude

“I hate lustful men” proceeds to turn on love island

The future belongs to devil may cry-esque wiggers.

how it feels tryna read the texts people send you just after waking up

@taleoftheraven @bitdotcrushing doing this to ur fucking mom

@NahSlumped @bitdotcrushing

omg bro how did he achieve this physique im so jealous

@taleoftheraven @meoww739 u so right bru

@meoww739 nun like sum soft girl hands

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven if one guy could hold you down. think about what two could do to you

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven can’t i’ll do it later sorry i have to go to work im not saying this to flex i genuinely get paid like shit but i do know about how to fake ft calls again i did this all in prime fort days anyway please get a life and stop trying to trigger eating disorders

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven yes bro it’s different. send the friend request on dc

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven okay look i do have to go to work in a second so i have to wrap this up but i do have a couple notes😭 please clean ur bed, i believe this picture is real especially because the hand pictures never matched up but its not from today it’s from a different day obviously

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven ur annoying me. send the friend request

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven i would but i don’t post my face on the internet at least not to strangers if u got discord igu

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven yea it is

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven the sun is STILL not high enough to make that amount of light, because that’s clearly an hour ish after sunrise

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven do you want an ft w me?? like bro you need to either eat or not. T up bru

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven yeah i know i know you have a whole gallery on discord im aware trust me i literally used to use egirl pictures to scam for fortnite skins with this EXACT method

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven you’re fuckin w a loser who posts soyjacks on twitter*** 😻

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven you don’t have an ex😭😭😭😭 no one wants to fuck a loser who posts soyjacks on reddit

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven did you check when i sent the photo?? brooooo just go see get 20 pc mcnugget

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven well rn it is, when you sent that photo it wasn’t. whats hillarious is that we actually live on the same longitude, which means that the sun rises at the same time for both of us, so i can visibly see out my window that the sun is not high enough to produce that amount of light

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven they should use this one 😻

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven please tell all the other incels you guys need to get new pictures because these ones are used

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven bro you and ur ED friend tried to piece my pump checks into fake photos bc of a hand pic?? 😭😭 my ex cried ab edtwt as much as yall are crying ab me rn lol. T up ur a man lol

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven i’m sorry that i have a brain, it’s really upsetting to think that you think this is “really deep thought” when it’s literally object permanence

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven yes bro they are fake asf

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven again it’s 100% confirmed these are fake now because of the hand pictures

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven open ur maps app and zoom out and please see what part of the world is seeing the ass crack of dawn rn and i promise toronto is in there😭

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven clearly doesn’t matter also like i believe you live in toronto?? that’s not the part that you’re obviously faking

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven bro you’re so deep into thought ab this. i did as you said the second you sent it. don’t you think it’d take a lil longer to try and fake it? here’s another one bru go eat that breakfast menu 😭

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven you’re so dumb you don’t even get what you messed up. you sent that wallpaper picture AFTER sending the hand picture. meaning that the hand picture should’ve been before the wallpaper photo, meaning you rescreenshotted the image to try to match the time up

@bitdotcrushing @taleoftheraven bro just drive to mcdonald

@NahSlumped @taleoftheraven ty google🥹🥹 and the sun in that pictures is obviously from at least 30minutes to an hour after sunrise