Naia Stier

@davidclowery @lagerandgospel2 There are a bunch of AI powered tools for Alt Text Generation. Ask Grok and it will give you a list of the tools and also vendors who offer the service.

@lagerandgospel2 That email Is from that department. Telling me they developed a web tool to scan course material. And I’m supposed to fix it if it tells me I must.

I may be reading these requirements wrong, but seems like the stupidest shit ever, basically whether I have seeing or hearing challenged students I have to make my instructional materials accessible to such students. And typical of University administrators they just pushed the work off to the instructors. Probably doable if you are teaching from a textbook, the textbook publisher probably has alternative format materials or will eventually create some. But two of my classes, no textbook, it’s all my slideshows, lecture notes, and my lectures. I video record all my lectures and make those available. I write and draw on whiteboard a lot in those videos. This is material I’ve developed over 15 years. That’s 60 lectures worth of course material to adapt. Is that an hour per lecture to make compliant? (Likely much more than an hour). I won’t be paid any additional money for working an additional (minimum) 60 hours. Also this wouldn’t be a one time thing. I’m assuming every new lecture video would require some translation and adaptation. The rational decision is to provide the minimal amount of material to the students. This is not gonna work out the way it was intended.

@BoneheadsPage Welcome to LA! See you on Sunday. Oh, can you find out where the drones are going to be? No one seems to know.

Good morning LA

@simplemellie I am! I can’t wait for the Rose Bowl. I hope the folks going are real Oasis fans and know how Biblical this is going to be.

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only American hyped for oasis

@melissa Tell him to find a girl who walks her dog at 6am every morning before work. Show discipline and nurturing.

> i have a dude friend, he's 28ish and dating a girl > she goes to pilates every morning at 6am > i've been yelling at him to marry her since date one > he keeps wanting further assessment from me > she does pilates every day at 6am are you retarded

@OasisPlanet_ @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Better Man x3. 😂. No way though they won’t let everyone chant “what for” at the end of Slide Away.

A leaked setlist claims to reveal the songs Oasis will play at tomorrow’s comeback show

@liamgallagher @Shuttsapalooza To be fair when you said that, from what I’ve read, you were having a tremendously bad/difficult day.

@Shuttsapalooza Pricks are for WANKERS

Very funny to see people actually rattled by this Matty Healy chap. Liam Gallagher walking out at Wembley & shouting “Shithole! About time they knocked the fucking shit down!”. Alex Turner taking the piss out of every crowd he’s ever played to. Music definitely needs more pricks.

@simplemellie Sending you light and love. ❤️🎶❤️

So earlier today I got some bad news that the cancer I had has returned. Im still trying to process the news myself. Thanks to those who have already sent me their prayers. Much love x

@liamgallagher Don’t you think that Noel should learn to swim first if he’s going to sell the Oasis catalog to buy a superyacht?

CMON

@liamgallagher It’s going to be hot for the Rose Bowl shows (always is that time of year). I’m gonna be so sad if you can’t wear a parka.

Good morning ANGELS

@oasiscentral_ Slide Away

The BEST song on Definitely Maybe is ___?

@jjphillippe @davidclowery I used to sing SSH to my daughter as a lullaby when she was a baby.

@davidclowery A respectable listing, but I would have ranked Swan Swan Hummingbird.

I just ranked REM songs. Come at me. thehiddenjams.org/artists/r-e-m/…

@davidclowery Good list. I would put Country Feedback near the top. Best post breakup song ever. Also Michael Stipe loves this song too.

@liamgallagher Will you take understudy musicians with you on tour just in case?

RASTAS

@davidclowery I had a friend who ended up at a party at Grace Slick’s house in the mid 80’s. She opened the front door and she was wearing (not joking) a gold lame jumpsuit. For like 10 years gold lame anything became “Grace Slick Gold Lame”

Yes, I was walking into a 7-11 in San Rafael CA just off the 580. I held the door open for Grace Slick as she was coming out. She had a large cup of 7-11 coffee and was wearing some sort of designer jumpsuit. It was like 11:15PM on Tuesday night.

@liamgallagher I heard on the news today that they are going to try to block the sun in the UK. Did they consult with you on this?

LIONS LIONESSES

@DavidSpade So extra.

1st leg of the new Tour! More cities to come! Pre-Sale Passcode: SPADER Tix here: davidspade.com

@ianbrown Happy Birthday from California. I’ve been turning my daughter and her friends on to your music. I explain to them this is what brilliant, well rehearsed musicians sound like without computers or auto-tune.

Big thanks to all who have sent me birthday love. LOVE YOU BACK X

@RobertMSterling I once had a disagreement with my 6 year old at the time when she adamantly insisted the lyrics to These Boots Were Made for Walking were “Waka waka you” (instead of walk all over you).

The best random part about having small kids is how they mispronounce things and it’s so adorable that you not only don’t correct them, you start adopting it yourself. During Covid, our daughter couldn’t say “hand sanitizer” correctly. Three years later and we all still call it “hanzatizer.” When my son was two, he had a toy Elmo guitar that he called his “kintar.” My wife and I only stopped pronouncing it like that once he started real kintar lessons and we sounded dumb in front of the teacher. Our toddler is two and she calls her backpack a “pack pack.” Now the other kids talk about getting their pack packs ready for school every day. We’re having pasghetti for dinner tonight. It probably sounds stupid, but it’s little things like this that make parenthood—despite all the challenges—an irreplaceable joy.

@davidclowery Americans love new flavors of mustard but they want only one flavor of ketchup. If it doesn’t taste like Heinz it’s trash. So don’t worry unless she starts buying weird ketchup varieties.

My wife was on the west coast for two weeks and I had the opportunity to organize much of the house. I determined she does not need to buy any more: 1.Mustard 2.Extension Cords/Power Strips and USB chargers 3. Black leggings

@liamgallagher Will you wear in-ear monitors during the tour?

I WORK OUT