namandix_x

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namandix_x

@NamandiL

Here's to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

Suid - Afrika Katılım Aralık 2012

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namandix_x@NamandiL·12 Ağu

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Toooo accurate

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Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car” Me:

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namandix_x@NamandiL·22 Ağu

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to mold you in something else is the greatest accomplishment

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namandix_x@NamandiL·25 Nis

Currently: anything with a heartbeat will do twitter.com/sunellmari/sta…

𝒮𝓊𝓃𝓈 🕊@sunellmari

2007: i want a vampire boyfriend. 2009: i really want a werewolf boyfriend 2012: okay i want a boyfriend that protects me from the Capitol 2018: i just want a boyfriend.

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namandix_x@NamandiL·26 Mar

The only thing my ex hasn’t fucked, is off

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namandix_x@NamandiL·22 Mar

Die probleem met te lank single wees is, jy raak so selfstandig en onafhanklik van liefde dat mense jou sien as "vol kak " maar eintlik het jy n dieper vrede wat jy nie wil opgee vir iets tydelik nie.

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namandix_x@NamandiL·22 Mar

Women might be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

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namandix_x@NamandiL·19 Mar

The only thing worse than a woman on her period, is a man on his

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namandix_x@NamandiL·1 Oca

2018 you son of a bitch. We've been looking for you since last year

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namandix_x@NamandiL·27 Kas

The four most beautiful words in our common language:  I told you so.

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LeeSyre🔥@makeleni_leeyar·20 Kas

Witchcraft is when 🙅😑you've been praying for South Africa and your prayers are answered in Zimbabwe instead 😠😕#Mugabe

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namandix_x@NamandiL·11 Ağu

Preach sister!🙌🏼 twitter.com/lindyyay/statu…

lindy@Lindyyay

Why do men always kiss and tell klomp vkn skinner bekke

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namandix_x@NamandiL·6 Ağu

The uglier the snapchat, the tighter the friendship

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namandix_x@NamandiL·6 Ağu

Life's big question: Are you really that attractive or is your selfie game just strong

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gwaai@ryeschwarma·26 Tem

find what you love and let it ignore your whatsapps

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