Name Jeff

@redandright @Elex_Michaelson @flyLAXairport yeah but lax isnt one of them.

@Elex_Michaelson @flyLAXairport Some airports have hired private security.

TSA wait times are VASTLY different depending on the airport. At some places, like @flyLAXairport, it’s only a few minutes in recent days with the very same funding challenges as other cities. Why are some airports handling it so much better? What can be learned from them?

@rrreadsbooks Hanz Zimmer operates this way too but without giving credit ...

James Patterson literally puts their names on the cover. “James Patterson” is more or less a brand now. The authors who are “partnering” with him on these books are getting their names out there through his visibility. Which is way more than most ghostwriters get. Next argument.

@josephradhik do you have to eat a lot of fiber as a daily power user?

Ridiculous. To witness a perfectly usable operating system nosedive in quality over the past 5 years, has been painful. W11 is pathetic in so many ways, the fact that you have to debloat, "winhance", and more, just to make the damn thing work. W11 is a mirror of everything that has gone wrong in the software side recently. And yes, I'm a daily power user.

@SnavelyCody6 going from $20mil a year to vet min is gonna sting!

Old Friend Alert Hopefully CT3 finds a job

@THEREAL_DV how many weeks do you think they give betts before he starts slidin on down

Tonight’s Lineup looks very much like a #Dodgers Opening Day Lineup.

@kevinmdraper the jealousy is just seeping out of yall today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not sure as a reporter I'd admit I spent several months and lots of resources entertaining an incredibly far-fetched story before doing the easiest of fact-checking — confirming somebody was lying about competing in THREE OLYMPICS — and then still writing about my almost duping.

@Coach_Yac two worst accounts on Football twitter

My job is complete 💀

@BayWestInvest don’t jinx!

Something in Los Angeles is functioning… properly?? I’ve lived here for 14 years and this might be the first such occurrence. (would like to see the wait time to drive thru the U at LAX but I digress)

@knxnews are you guys affected by the CBS layoffs?

The rash of attacks on wild donkeys in Reche Canyon is growing, and animal advocates think someone is using the wild burros as bait, possibly for dog-fighting rings. audacy.com/knxnews/news/l…

@BigBearBummers question: are there laws preventing PE from buying these places?

These delusional dullards are back with a whopping $900 discount from the price they failed to get last year before yanking the listing. The MLS needs to start charging these idiots rent.

@sethharpesq @mckaycoppins why are you such a vindictive piss ant?

@mckaycoppins TLDR: an obvious hoaxer strung me along for many months with a truly ridiculous story that played on the most cartoonish stereotypes of Mexico and was impossible to verify. Then it turned out that he was lying and had made it all up! The End

Last year, I met a Mexican athlete who told me an incredible story—that he’d been kidnapped in 2023 and forced to compete for his life in a secret tournament of cartels. Once I started reporting, the story only got more surreal. For the May issue: theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/…

@mckaycoppins very cool story McKay! who do you want to play you in the movie??

@kevin_nealon ok

My name Jeff

@LATimesfarmer good.

They are taking over.

@campadrenews interesting. thank you.

@NameJefffff I don’t think the airport would ever do it, but adding a valet or assistant to the line. At the stops, extra time was needed to assist the elderly, disabled or those with several bags, which left only the driver to do those tasks.

Finished interviews for my an upcoming article about LAX rideshare hikes & am taking the LAX Metro Rail Connector (I sometimes do for travel) to the office. Got here at 10:58 am and the bus arrived in 3 minutes. Not bad! We’ll see how quickly I get to the LAT. #LAXconnect

@campadrenews what's one change you'd make right now if you could

Metrolink arrived at 11:36 at Aviation & Imperial Station (take Norwalk Line) and after a brisk walk I’ve arrived at the LA Times at 11:43 am. Timing: B- Cleanliness: B+ Security: B Total Metro time: 35 minutes Would do again: Yup. #LAXconnect

@awfulannouncing who gives a fuck

Shams Charania swooped in to report details of the WNBA labor deal after colleagues had staked out negotiations for days. awfulannouncing.com/wnba/shams-cha…

@TomSteyer You briefly mention the insurance crisis. This needs to be examined more. It's not just about more fireproof/earthquake proof buildings. Insurance companies are robbing people.

@awfulannouncing thats not the narrative ken!

Ken Rosenthal slams ‘ridiculous narrative’ Team USA didn’t care about World Baseball Classic dlvr.it/TRZxt3