💞🌺Tanya 🌺💞

April 1st and Luna is already in full prank‑mode. I walked into the kitchen and nearly met my maker because she left her green rubber snake on the floor like it was sunbathing. She just giggled and said, ‘Did you think it was real? Nana.’ Ma’am… I am too old for surprise reptiles in the house.

@ebukaeditors I have watched this and it is an amazing show. ❤️

Maid — Released on 1 October 2021, Maid follows a young mother who escapes an abusive relationship and takes a job cleaning houses to support her daughter. As she navigates poverty, housing struggles, and the complex system meant to help people in need, the series delivers a raw and emotional story about resilience, survival, and the fight for a better life. 🍿 Watch on: Netflix

@oelma__ I sure the hell hope not!!

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@Robertial @brockpierson 👀🤣

Me every day

@brockpierson My intrusive thoughts are literally just ‘hot dog time.

@AmeliaAmor001 @brockpierson 🤣 a mirror with vibes and questionable lighting.

@brockpierson Is the mirror decorated with sealant foam?

This goes out to all the trash talking anons in my replies

@brockpierson If they’re talking trash, it means they’re watching. You must be doing something right.

@brockpierson But you only get 15 minutes because you have to share the classroom computer with other students!

It is 1985 and you are booting up Oregon Trail on a 5.25" floppy drive at school. Life is good.

@KSJ_Kreative Yes!! They don't make it like they used to! That is for sure! 🤣

@Nana_Chaos1 That aqua net smell 😅

If we brought one thing back from the 80s, what are you choosing?

@MatthewGumball @GinaHendrick67 @MaskedSingerFOX @ashleesimpson @hulu You’re right! It’s supposed to be fun. Sometimes we all need a reminder to just enjoy the moment.

@GinaHendrick67 @MaskedSingerFOX @ashleesimpson @hulu You can't think that with this show. You gotta have fun. I get it, Phillip Phillips lost. But this show is about having fun. The Voice and AGT are much worse. This is a fun show to watch with family. Isn't targeted directly at you there are others that think the same.

The Golden Mask Trophy goes to… #GalaxyGirlMask! 🌌🎭 Congrats to @AshleeSimpson, your Season 14 winner! Watch the finale episode of #TheMaskedSinger, streaming tomorrow on @hulu.

@nomnomnomlibrar @MaskedSingerFOX Yeah, I don't know what the point of cat witch was because what if she didn't make it to the finals and got voted off early?

@MaskedSingerFOX The only thing that sucks about this season is that theh ruined catwitch's identity. The fun about this show is to keep guessing each character until the bitter end. Better rethink ruining the identities early on of who performers are

Feeling "mystical, magical" yet? Tonight's going to be one for the books! ✨ #TheMaskedSinger

@TCTUNA49686 @MaskedSingerFOX I think so too!

@MaskedSingerFOX Galaxy Girl is definitely Ashlee Simpson

One thing I’m learning: you don’t have to drag old versions of yourself into a new month. April meet the you that’s trying. 🌺❤️

@MaskedSingerFOX Mystical? Magical? Baby, I lit a candle and whispered to the stars. I’m ready.

@epicxmoments @HowThingsWork_ This is me pushing myself into work.

Polar bears know that they have to be flat in order to exert less pressure on the thin ice.

@HowThingsWork_ Me trying to be emotionally flat in chaotic situations: same energy. 🤣 Polar bears master of stealth and survival.

@Matt_Pinner I have done all of these, does that mean I have 0 points? Do I win or lose?

I got 6 points,YOU?

@SubRosaMagick Actually, yes, I do lol. Although there are a few new ones here that I have yet to use lol.

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

@brockpierson Yes!! And right after my divorce, I didn't have a tv and I found one for like $25. Worked perfectly, then I moved. I didn't want to move it so I gave it away to who ever wanted to haul it away!

Remember that one rich kid from school who had one of these in the 90's and 2000's?

@godzillionaires @unkonfined 🫣

@unkonfined Celebrity overnight be like...

You’re one good reply away from going viral.