Nancy Mitchell

@Solcito28x 🖤

Listo, me enamoré

@LHHTour Oh 👀

📹| “La gente piensa que me parezco a ti”. Harry reaccionando a la pancarta de una fan en #LoveOnTourLondon 👀 © nancymitchell_

I don’t even know who to direct this to, but my dad has made a lasagne sandwich. @GordonRamsay @Ginofantastico @fredsirieix1

I just want to thank @sainsburys for going above and beyond by supplying me with the soggy core of the apple. #mealdeal

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kind of spooky that the same girls who used to call me “fish lips” in school, are now all getting theirs injected with filler.

In complete denial about how hard it ACTUALLY is to just sell pictures of my feet in the hopes of getting stinking rich.

A moment captured in history: Queen Elizabeth II perfectly illustrating every single British person driving past a field of cows.

I’ve got a blue tick, but I’ve still got a sad little life, Jane.

I have no idea when babies start drinking water. #showerthoughts

Spent New Years having a shite and didn’t even realise. Happy New Year.

@instagram @Meta

Instagram has just wrongly suspended my account with no warning or reason. A few minutes ago, I posted a selfie, and got suspended - but there’s literal naked men and women on the site with free reign? Was I TOO clothed? Please give me my account back. #instagramdown #meta

@voiceofplagues I’m alone

There are 56 millionaires in the world right now and not a single one of them wants to buy me a new, reasonably priced car. #makeitmakesense @JeremyClarkson

Good to know that my Instagram account is too explicit to be monetised. @instagram Is it my shoulders? #instagram #Monetization

Too* 😳

I couldn’t get tickets to see Harry, but It’s not to late to let me be a backing dancing during Love On Tour 2023… #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #HarryStyles @Harry_Styles

@Harry_Styles It’s not too late to let me be a backing dancer for Love on Tour 2023. Won’t let you down 👀 #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #HarryStyles

Everyone trying to buy tickets for Love On Tour 2023 right now: #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #ticketmaster #hslot