Danny Woods

The most interesting thing to look forward to right now is finding out how thick and luxurious the 5-1 comfort blankets are going to be in 3 days time.

Never ever ever the easy way. Fuck you Hibs 💚

Call me a wee happy clapper bastard if you like, but we just scored 3 goals against Ajax and I hink we're winning this clarty Europa hing 👌

@pieandbov You'd have to be mentally ill to think that's not a red.

A better angle of the red card challenge.

The only cunts that cannae beat that shite are Celtic and Jose Mourinho 😂💚

#StormEowyn listen hen your stew was pish, get over it and calm the fuck doon.

How did those Maroon fucks managed to Hibs that? 😂😂😂

A bit harsh there @alanshearer #PishPositions

You'd think Scotland getting pumped would be an expected outcome that wouldnae affect folk so much, but I just shared a bus with some pished cunt singing Hibs AND Hearts songs. That's a man that truly had a dream today.

@Vezzer83 @Gramo1875 Shockingly I cannae remember that whatsoever 👀

@Gramo1875 We all went back for drinks after the game and Danny took a piss in the corner so we had to leave 😂

Old Hearts v Hibs charity match from 2008. Love collecting a football programme 😂😂😂

@garry__spence Drift! What an absolute belter. Turned up the van's speakers as suggested. Speakers now busted. Not disappointed.

@Gallofunky @The_Tman10 He never fouled him. Contact =/= foul.

@NandoWoods @The_Tman10 So what does he do then? Are you saying he never touched him?

I’m sorry but that is never a penalty in a million years. VAR even gave him the opportunity to right it and he still didn’t. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Shocking call. Hearts out of jail Hibs by a mile the better team and done by that/poor finishing. Sickener but brighter times are coming 🥬 #GGTTH

@Gallofunky @The_Tman10 "Takes the man out" 😂

@The_Tman10 He misses the ball and takes the man out how is that not a penalty?

Imagine throwing objects at opposition players. Braindead cunts.

What chance have you got man? 😂

Imagine having a skull so full of helium that you feel the need to mock the Ibrox disaster. I'd rather be euthanised than live such a grim existence.

@ShawnStenhouse @86_moore @_emmaaad And now the cons. Take your time.

@86_moore @_emmaaad I want a good happy new life having Emma in my life x and make me happy best feeling

Being a single adult is deciding on whether to fuck off to aussie or buy a house ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Here I say we just embrace the meme, play Sunshine on Leith at the end of the game and just see what the fuck happens