Pure Intender

I pity last borns. They get to learn from too many bad examples

@RichkiddWizzy I hate them twice

I hate Kenyan police mahn

@ManUtd Narc Otete 17

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@MrBrainke_ @NarcJoshua

Weka handle hapa tukufollow

“There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts being broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream may be” Pearl Sydensicker Buck Be fighting for your dreams, let death find you if you'll not be done then..

@BabaNlayx8x You get me

@NarcJoshua Last borns be like: “I saw what you did… let me still try it my own way” 😭💔😂

I pity last borns. They get to learn from too many bad examples

@wtfahhh0 Population is a continuous statistic.. not discrete

who tf is that decimal person 😭

@DrBKhalwale Unakaa vile unataka💀

At home in Malinya scanning the Sunday Newspapers..

@unkonfined @3XX3H Let me see

People literally gain followers just by replying to me.

Aki next board meeting kila msee atakua anacheka. They won't be able to hide it in. Coz there were no memes yet at this point but you could see it on their faces😅😅😅

Is there any other political figure with such PDA? No. No.

‘Just trust me I'll be fine’ Can't imagine a more scary statement!

Take your time to at least watch SUITS. A series that I'd watch again if my mind were to lose memory. Michael Ross' chemistry with Harvey Specter, his strong connection to day one in office crush Rachel Zane, his performance at work. Not forgetting Luis Litt. Epic Series.

‘Na hao goons wanalipwa fiti’ I started the conversation with my colleague at office. I thought he could bring a different perspective to it but shockingly.. ‘Imagine, if just to attend a rally you are given 3 thaosand so imagine kuwa goon’ Low-key, we both wished to be g**ns

I used to believe that just because something happened to someone, it cannot easily come your way. You see break ups in marriages that have lasted years if not months go south and think yours can be an exception. Some of these things do come in ways not easy to tell.

If you were your enemy, what's that one thing you'd use to bring you down

I'm not Arsenal fan But I wish they win today Arteta has shown admirable work

Among the very few in casts who makes their roles feel so real.. bringing one to reality other than just a recording. His part as agent Mahone was so well played.

This run of champions league. Arsenal is likely to have a long night. City is going to feast. Bodō is proving a point by showing sporting why they made it this far, just a matter of time. The other game will be an entertainer for a Man U fan. We watching.

@Jabz_CFC Aram Mojtabai

You need to hack into a system, Who are you hiring?