Ofc I fucking called it these picks were so free holy shit some of these teams were so retarded. Anyways AA picks for today:
Tonka>Rosemount 2-1
Edina>Moorhead 4-2
Hoping i’m wrong but my sources are telling me these wins were promised to edina and tonka 5000 years ago🇮🇱
AA round 1 predictions:
Tonka>Gentry 13-0 (Cook goes back to being ass)
Rosemount>Rapids 4-2(Nobody gives af abt rapids so boring🥱)
Joey>South 10-0 (Joey could probably 1v5 all game and still win)
Edina>Andover 5-1 (yahu will rig it + andover needs another consolation chip)
@JoeyCullen_6 Joey, you legend. Saw you wheeling those 2 10/10 latinas at sals this morning for the pregame. Fucking nails kid. Need you to score a few more for my parlay tho so maybe lay off the yart before tomorrow night.
Sitting in a booth with @billthethrillhm right now at Tom Reid’s ranking the baddest hill murray chicks. Stop by if you wanna debate and do some nose nachos
Had a fan ask me the other day why do i always look fried. It’s cause I am dumbass. I have a velo in the gums at all times and am ripping the yart every 5 minutes #autopouch
Not even going to fucking the bar tonight trying to change my ways. Literally sitting in my bed alone watching interstellar while I green out off the yart #lifeisgood