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@InsecurityKE @DCI_Kenya Huyu ni mutisya wa matire

WANTED: They grabbed a gun from a police officer during the Matatu strike in Wote town. The Main suspect wore a neon yellow T-shirt, black trousers, pink shoes and a striped woolen hat while carrying the firearm. The other wore an Arsenal jersey with blue jeans. @DCI_Kenya

@ManUtd Nasir Faa 8

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@bismarkumbi @KenyanSays Hata Bibi Yako akipewa mimba na watchman Bado utalaumu msomali...nguruwe hii

@KenyanSays Kalenjinga and zoomalians got the jobs..

There is growing concern at the Port of Mombasa after claims emerged that KPA allegedly hired over 600 individuals through backdoor channels, despite a public advertisement for only 296 positions. More than 531,000 Kenyans had reportedly applied for the jobs, raising fresh questions over transparency and fairness in recruitment.

@MortisAngel1 @Question_Desk @baroswahjr We are not here to entertain your nonsense boss.... The post was ok untill some fools brought Somali thing.... Kwani must you mention you employer in every trash. Nugu nyie. Jiheshimu ndo mpate heshma yetu

@Question_Desk @NasirFaa @baroswahjr True. They have no intellectual capacity to have mature conversations.

Nairobi South C

@Question_Desk @baroswahjr Warya akudinye

@baroswahjr Mikosi ya woria. Catastrophe follows them everywhere they go.

@ZOcholi25923 @FabrizioRomano 🤣🤣🤣🤣 curse the devil

@NasirFaa @FabrizioRomano As an interim manager not a manager bro... Let's see if he can get 3 straight wins in the league when all the competitions are knocking at his door 😂😂😂

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed. Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon. New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

@ZOcholi25923 @FabrizioRomano He already won at Emirates the dance floor

@FabrizioRomano Congratulations Carrick. Welcome fully to the game, now you will feel the heat of a manager and not an interim anymore. Arteta is waiting for you 😂😂😂

Lamine Yamal eligió incitar contra Israel y fomentar el odio mientras nuestros soldados combaten a la organización terrorista Hamas, una organización que masacró, violó, quemó y asesinó a niños, mujeres y ancianos judíos el 7 de octubre. Quien apoya este tipo de mensajes debe preguntarse: ¿considera esto humanitario? ¿Es esto moral? Como Ministro de Defensa del Estado de Israel, no guardaré silencio frente a la incitación contra Israel y contra el pueblo judío. Espero que un club grande y respetado como @FCBarcelona se desmarque de estas declaraciones y deje claro, de manera inequívoca, que no hay lugar para la incitación ni para el apoyo al terrorismo.

@SkySportsPL Ofoz Carick

The Barclays Manager of the Season nominees are in! 🚨 Who gets your vote? 👇

@FabrizioRomano Bruno who else

🚨🗳️ Premier League Player of the Season nominees for season 2025/26. Who’s your winner? 🫵🏼

@FootballFactly But city will lose Against Bournemouth

🚨 Guardiola promises Rolex watches to all Burnley players. 😍

@FauzKhalid Chinese wameanza kutengeza toys sasa 😀😀😀

Mchina Mchawi 🤣🤣

@SamatarGuleid 100%

INAWEZEKANA 007. Waar codka ma dheeryahay …

@Lightcasttvke Aliambiwa anaishi Kwa hewa kama ndege na polisi....lakini Ile reply alipea huyo polisi karibu amshande 🤣🤣🤣

"Kubomolewa nyumba ya Ksh31,000,000 ni kitu kidogo, 2022 nilikuwa nataka bunge pale Ruaraka. Nilitumia pesa juu nilkuwa najua nitapata. I spent almost Ksh100,000,00, nikatolewa na ticket ya ODM ikapewa direct kwa TJ Kajwang'. Bado nitasimama 2027 na nitamnyorosha, haniwezi!"~Defao

@DrDennisOuma @AnatomyU96045 Jaluo jinga go back to South Sudan. Rangi kama ya lami

@AnatomyU96045 Those are somalis.

You STUPID SOMALIA. You can't see anything good in Kenya. Go back to your failed country of Somalia. Mjinga

@JMNewsNetwork_ Low budget Muslims 🤣🤣🤣

Ethiopian orthodox Christians praying

@kilundeezy Hatuna pia kubwa kama hizi 😀😀😀😀 na mbona hawatemi mate ....apana we can't hold that much

Here is a video of Somalis who converted into Christians.Mungu hawa usiwasahau waeke katika kitabu cha uzima!!

@Wanjiru2027 This is Ethiopian looking for asylum

Mambo ni mengi hii kenya, a somali is preaching jesus in eastleigh, when will africans embrace african spirituality!

@WashiraX The work is becoming too hard. Hustling in between the Commission and the client is not easy off late. Wacha nitafute kazi Qatar

Hello accountants, are you winning?

@MakauWaMuli Akili ya mkamba ni kama tyres za gari. Inakanyaga mpka mavi....hii ni shonde umepost kasee

Kenya with serious leadership would have probably negotiated for annexation of part of Somalia just like Russia did in Crimea, Ukraine. This would make Somalis the largest community in Kenya then we Christianize them.