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badluckbunny.medium.com/0105dc2a0b06 wrote about the late gothic king cobra, one of my all time greatest inspirations. a bit about his life, why we loved him, and why there will never be another cobra. twu

Do you understand what anon means here?

HOLD MY MULE WHILE I SHOUT .. OH ..

@bjorknephew god im so glad youre back on here

u really think a man that drinks oat milk can protect you?

@COFFIN_FREAK many will not understand. but those who do 🤞

When I was a child I wanted to make love to this woman

when i go over to anyones house i order a bunch of frozen bugs off of amazon and then hide little parcels of them inside of cabinets and crevices so that they wake up and start exploring

"2 likes isnt a lot" imagine 2 dicks in your ass

hey man do you have 6-10 hours to thoroughly examine my skin inch by inch for any weird marks or coloration and then try to identify them on WebMD?

they got bags of loose change in this machine lmao

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

customer out of nowhere asked me if i liked lady gaga and when i said she’s cool but im not a diehard she looked at me like 😧

This blueberry I just ate deadass tasted like uncle pussy and it had loose skin too like an old man neck. I shouldnt have been so naive eating every berry. Damn it! I'm so stupid! I should just die this fucking uncle pussy berry damn irt

@BENNYREVIVAL propose to all four and then drop the album about it

making boyfriend a vegan dinner since he’s been really good lately 😻😻 #BOYWIFE

@CyberToofy such an awesome name for a guy who handles all of my worldly assets

@NastyBoySam I drive past John E. Strange, certified financial planner on my way to work every day

i got a call for John E. Sucker

@QueerObama i see the vision. but there’s no way we are clocking out for that. im walking around with a pretzel dog on company time #TimeTheft

@NastyBoySam Bro auntie Anne’s after our shift yfm

just put in an app, wish me luck guys 🤞

@QueerObama dude. tuna salad lunch with bro at his cubicle >>>>>>>>

@NastyBoySam I got an interview there next week

prolly feels good asf to get an obscure new disease then go like everywhere

They cloned Biden like they did Gucci but no one wants to talk about it because the process went wrong and he started turning back into human byproduct jelly after about 6 months