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@agricontract I had some of those overalls that were the best size I could get for me but they were still really badly fitting and the pockets used to snag everything and get torn. Claas bib and brace are 👌

Divers pack has arrived for my new combine and they have sent XL overalls 😮 I better eat some Easter eggs so they fit #insulted

@gavin_spoor Yes these are ideal for hands free filling so you can wander off and forget about it. Then return to diesel running down the yard like a red flammable and expensive stream.

Who still uses a fuel rock?

@5150Farms I'm a sucker for a cat eye. Especially if its a Duramax

GMC or the cat eye Chevy ?

@fairleigh_ag Holy shitballs. That's like £2.55 a litre! 😭

You can't run many 200hp tractors long on 174 litres. 🤯 Looking forward to when the solar powered version of them arrive!! #YeahRight

@julian_voelcker Sounds like the ideal excuse to hire a mini loader to play with

The big problem with scoring a cracking deal on a trailer of compost is that someone is going to have to barrow it around the garden 🤦

@TKRanch Sounds like you should sell goat

A more frequent call on our business line all the time. “Hello” “I want goat.” “We don’t sell goat.” “I want goat.” “We don’t raise goats.” “I need goat.” “You will have to look elsewhere” “Find me goat” “Sorry, we can’t help you” Caller, hangs up.

@HiddenYorkshire I kept meaning to try it when I'm in America but there was always a queue for it. But that does generally mean it's good

Just had my first Chick-fil-A and...I get it. The chicken sandwich was lovely, the waffle fries and Chick-fil-A sauce is delicious, the operation was really smooth and the service was the best I've had. Even small things like putting the sandwiches in proper bags so you can take leftovers with you makes a difference.

@ArableSam Damn

I’m no hydrologist, but I don’t think that’s meant to happen

@MFRFurness @northallerton 176.9 in Helmsley. I filled up Friday night in Aiskew at 169.9 Then topped up again in Aiskew as I was passing on Sunday night at 173.9

Diesel £173.9 @Northallerton, Brent crude down 10 %

@DocStrangelove2 Did they neutralise the target?

I think they may have experienced a baffle strike.

@4FAngusBoy Better buy a lottery ticket!

I somehow drove over these deer sheds the day before and didn’t puncture a tractor tire

@ruthlessrico @AllieJade1 That's only any good if the rake tractor ahead of him is either on a linked system or a pre agreed heading. Also sometimes you need to weave around to build the bale evenly. I don't know anyone that bales using autosteer

@AllieJade1 Use the GPS and auto steer that he has in that machine??

I notice a lot of time is spent looking behind him. Are there better ways to not cause so much neck strain and the need to constantly look behind you? Weigh in!

@JlPayne77 @AllieJade1 @FLCons You can't see the baler pickup reel in the mirrors

@AllieJade1 @FLCons Yes, they call them mirrors. Learn how to use them or your neck will definitely hurt. The bouncing with your neck turned you’re certain to get arthritis.

@Highwayman114 Cats are arseholes

So I was in the garden and a sweet little cat came over and rubbed against my feet, it was when I reached down to stroke it that I realised it had been a cunning plan all along 😹

@1901gennelm A problem

What do you call a gathering of JCBs ?

There's a certain irony in these Pizza boxes displaying the Union flag. Containing food originating from Italy, cooked by gentlemen from Iraq.....

@itsmatttweeting Derp shed

Derp

@wols_martin @exRAF_Al Yep. Either no money to fix it or nobody available to fix it

@exRAF_Al What really stuck out to me while on holiday in the UK was the huge amount of broken stuff. It always had a small sign “out of order”.

Men used to be gainfully employed to rejuvenate, rebuild and recommission London buses in fifteen working days, we had the skills and trades to do that. We made do, we mended. Things lasted, we supported ourselves. The country.. worked. Now, it can take fifteen weeks just to get a widget for that crappy Chinese EV that will last you four years if you’re lucky.

Finally managed to dig a metal splinter out of my finger that's been in there for about a month. Judging by the pus that followed it it really needed to come out!

@LNJStokes People are just generally angry nowadays. Is it their life making them feel angry or is it too much cocaine and red bull? Life is much better if you're calm and relaxed.

Road rage is so weird. I got in the wrong lane leaving an unfamiliar supermarket, and the guy behind me went nuts. Reckon he was delayed by about 30s by the time I was able to move over. Beeping his horn so much he scared my kids. Why does driving make people so crazy?