Natalie Jordan

I forget to breathe when I’m watching a Nate Diaz fight

The South is really SOUTHIN’ because what do you mean they overturned the white man, Alex Murdaugh’s murder convictions?! 😭

After last nights episode of Survivor I turned to my husband and said “who likes this stupid show?” All because my two favorites went home in the same episode & I’m heartbroken.

How come people in MLMs post pictures of their payment notifications but ALWAYS cover how much the payment is. If you want someone to join your team, show me how much money you are making! I’m not joining a MLM it just really BUGSSSS me

When someone tells me they are a cat person over a dog person IMMEDIATE no. I said what I said

I just had to drink Diet Pepsi because they didn’t have Diet Coke and excuse me but what was that? I might die

Seeing all the dodger fans at away games always gets me… that’s willdddd but Go Dodgers! We all love LA

California’s rules of evidence are unnecessarily complicated and I blame the OJ Simpson trial. Guilty, iconic, and still causing problems decades later. *cries in Californian 😭😭*

My sister is Type A and the things I do now/ how I live my life makes her spiral out of control lololol Hot mess express. I showed up to my work out class with a hole in my crotch & I still did the whole class byeeeee

Also I used to think I was a very type A person i.e organized, perfectionist, etc. Turns out since having Max I’m very much not a type A person lol Where my type B mamas at?

Being left handed I only write in pen because pencil smudges & gets all over my hand. Anyways writing in pen I spell words wrong, I look at it, know it’s wrong & just keep writing lol good thing no one can read my handwriting. I can barely read my own handwriting sometimes

It amazes me how many parents don’t play with their kids at the park. Connor & I always end up playing with Max and 4 other kids while their parents are no where to be found

Norte Dame being left out of the playoffs…. Playoff committee yall are wildin & dumb. Something needs to change

It’s so wild to me that Max & I are driving around our little beach town today with the windows down because it’s 73 and some people are dealing with snow storms…. Like what??

Since becoming a mom my wardrobe has literally turned into Adam Sandler’s. I thought all those memes were a joke but I’m living proof that they are in fact not a joke #motherhood

“A person knows a fact of the person has actual knowledge of it.” An actual sentence out of a California code. I went to law school so I can be able to tell people this LOL

White Rabbit 🐰

Not me watching everything with subtitles lololol I’m my parents! Growing up my parents watched movies with subtitles and I HATED it. Look at me now

I legit want to die

I need help