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We have arrived! The album is out and you can get it😎
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Nate Abshire
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Nate Abshire
@NateAbshire
stories for money and other scams
Minneapolis, Minnesota Katılım Temmuz 2009
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5 days into being a dad I've reported a vehicle abandoned because it's been parked in front of our house for over 72 hours. Life comes at you fast.
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Join me this Friday for a Comedy Show Fundraiser! Doors open at 6:30 PM. Show starts at 7! We’ll be joined by:
✅@hipearlrose
✅@g_isforgabby
✅Sam Schedler
✅@aben_waq
✅@NateAbshire
✅Ahmed Khalaf
Get your ticket here: secure.actblue.com/donate/fatehco…
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Sober memory vs. stoned memory with tonight’s headliner @NateAbshire 😂
Nate is headlining tonight only! Don’t miss out — get your tickets now 🔥🎟️
acmecomedy.seatengine.com/shows/325306
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This Wednesday at Acme: Catch Minnesota’s own @NateAbshire headlining live for one night only!
Don’t miss him! Tickets available now 🔥
Tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/shows/325306
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Join Team Fateh for a Comedy Show Fundraiser on Friday, August 8th at 6:30 PM! We’ll be joined by a variety of acts including:
✅@hipearlrose
✅@g_isforgabby
✅Sam Schedler
✅@aben_waq
✅@NateAbshire
✅Ahmed Khalaf
Purchase tickets here: secure.actblue.com/donate/fatehco…
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Life is so crazy. For instance, tomorrow thru Saturday I've got shows at the St Louis Funny Bone and just yesterday got some liquid fentanyl straight to the veins. Anyway STL come thru let's party
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The beloved and always hilarious @NateAbshire returns to Acme tonight at 8 pm!
Don’t miss him! He’s headlining for one night only so scoop up your tickets now! 🎟️🙏
Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/shows/308311
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Just got a message I need to spend more time interacting with X for my posts to be seen by more people and first of all, absolutely not. Came here to talk not listen thank you.
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I am in the frame of the door dash order dropped off photo and I may never recover
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We have a great New Year’s Eve comedy show at Pearl Street Brewery in La Crosse tonight with the hilarious @NateAbshire headlining. Only a handful of tickets left so get yours now. bigbubscomedyshow.com/events/nate-ab…
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Heads up Minneapolis 🚨
The hilarious @NateAbshire is headlining Acme Comedy Company beginning tonight - this Saturday!
Tickets available now on our website 🔥
Get your now: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/98710
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The beard line debacle with this week’s headliner @NateAbshire 😂
See Nate live at Acme this Friday and Saturday night for guaranteed hilarity!
Tickets available here: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/98710
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A thoughtful take from this week’s headliner @NateAbshire on the latest edition of the No Laugh Track Podcast!
Watch/listen to the pod now on YouTube, Apple, and Spotify and come see Nate live at Acme this Saturday night 🔥
Tickets available now: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/98710
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At renfest with no costume and I love to yell at the steampunk cosplays "Hark! Another man out of time such as myself!"
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It's crazy how manageable a day job is when you're on actual amphetamines
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Saying someone with ADHD has poor "object permanence" is so weird like listen man the objects aren't permanent what the fuck do you want from me. The things that were in my hands are no longer in my hands and there are new things in my hands.
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The Olympics? You mean the adventures of pistol man, rugby mommy and cheese girl? Yes I'm familiar
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Listen team, if the ol' razzle dazzle doesn't work ... I am quite honestly out of ideas
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Finally a presidential campaign that raises some fuckin MONEY
Democratic Wins Media@DemocraticWins
BREAKING: Vice President Harris had the most successful 24 hours of fundraising in American history, raising over $240 million. Democrats are in alignment, are excited, and are ready to prosecute the convicted felon in front of the American electorate.
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