Nate Patten

I am going to miss Breaking Bad. Those characters are the only people that have more shit to deal with than I do.

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Hanging out with Flashdancers.

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So glad they finally released a Listerine Zero. I was really packing on the pounds with my regular mouthwash.

Very excited/anxious to see 'Zero Dark Thirty'. I haven't seen torture on screen since 'Glitter'.

The only thing unaffected by Hurricane Sandy in New Jersey is Bon Jovi's hair #121212concert.

Can't wait to see David Mamet's 'The Mystery of Edwin Drood'. The audience votes on whether or not Patti Lupone's character is executed.

Just saw some pictures from "Broadway Prom". It's like an xtube video for people at University of Michigan or CCM.

Both of my parents have been so unbelievably helpful to me this past week. I'm seriously picking out the nicest nursing home for them.

I haven't seen this many ecstatic gays since I got out of bed this morning.

In Providence surrounded by an annual Comic Book Convention. There are so many people here getting laid tonight for the first time.

I ordered the whole grain crust on my deep dish pizza at Pizzeria UNO. Band aid on a gunshot wound.

At the Upper West Side Trader Joe's. Haven't seen this many anxious Jews since I played that non-eq Fiddler dance call.

For Halloween this year I'm going as Sexy/Slutty Hurricane Panicker.

I've had so many people from the cast of Newsies at my apartment this week the neighbors think I'm an SAT tutor.

Just saw 'Sinister'. It was scary, but nothing was as horrifying as the trailer for the new action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Out at a bar in the theatre district. It's like a who's who of who cares.

It's always great when one of my black friends picks up tickets at the Silence box office when I've reserved them using the 'family' code.

Joe Biden is laughing so hard and so often I think Tina Fey is whispering him one liners through an ear piece.