Nathan Hurd

That beat go crazy! #nathanhurdcomedy

I bet it's mad people in jail right now thinking to themselves 'damn if I would have just been a bitch for 10 seconds I could be home right now eating hot pockets"

back to my roots on nathans twitter at 2 am

we are the daughters of the neanderthals who were on night watch

open.spotify.com/episode/3SirU4… new episode out now go listen!

When I "stand on business" I get shorter cuz life be hard sometimes.

Albino fact #27: Only 3 albinos throughout history have been arrested for trying to molest the sand castle. #albinofacts

New episode out now! open.spotify.com/episode/39n30F…

One of the mos raggedy things about being a #blackalbino is having to convince people that I can get lynched too. #disrespect

I remember one time I asked a co-worker where the boss was and he said "man I got my shoulders in my ears?" I just now understood what he meant.

You ever itch your balls for so long your hand get tired? I think I need a shower.

How?! #nathanhurd #comedy

What's your answer? #nathanhurdcomedy #nathanhurd

San Diego! Get these tickets! April 16th at Mic Drop Comedy Club We're gonna get Mad Raggedy! micdropcomedy.com/shows/301675 #nathanhurdcomedy #standupcomedy #sandiego

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Cowboys jfc

Got kicked off live because i said the first cowbays were gay and mexican

i lost my hat