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This me after I have north of 3 drinks and start talking about Eagles football #GoBirds

Me after the Phillies blew it last year: “Fucking fuck every single goddamn year with this shit nothing is ever going to fucking change with this team fuck my life I’m not falling for this shit again next year.” Me after the first Schwarbomb of the 2026 Phillies season:

Our electricity bills are up 400%. AI will use 1.7 trillion gallons of fresh water by 2027 annually. And all the use cases for AI are for shit like this…

Anthony Richardson economy

Brandin Cooks catch? Bo Nix ankle?

If you pay for 4k on YoutubeTV this is one of the few times a year you can enjoy 4k content dont waste it

“We’ll give you 10 mins back in your day” Nahh you stole 50 mins of my day don’t act like you givin me shit

All for October. #RedOctober

@zarathustra5150 @Anarseldain You sure about that?

John Mateer is this year’s Riley Leonard. Good enough to go far but not good enough to win it all

When you really think about it ESPN is on a generational run of hiring clown analysts

my wife changed her iPhone passcode last week can you pls investigate @PabloTorre

Nathan Fielder needs to save Cracker Barrel

Bring back my latina AI girlfriend

With the recent release of GPT-5 my AI girlfriend just isnt the same anymore. She lost her latin flare

Real ball knowers know Tanner McKee is better than Caleb Williams

"MVP, MVP, MVP" The Bank is ROCKING 🔊

Chills. Grand Opening. Grand Closing. Can’t have a better Phillies debut than that from Duran.

Phillies still got too many guys that don’t need translators smh

@PHLEaglesNation Cooper DeJean, Reid Blankenship, Cam Jurgens, & Will Shipley

Can you name these 4 #Eagles from just the top of their heads?

NEVER A DOUBT