Guru

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

Selling x2 early bird public transport saver tickets from Exeter for Boomtown below face value #boomtown

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

x1 Boomtown ticket for sale, DM me!

i really be using Apple Pay like it’s Apple paying for my shit

Cheryl Cole now has more military credentials than Prince Andrew

Rudolph when he wasn’t allowed to join in any reindeer games

“CAN YOU DRIVE A LORRY?”

there’s a very specific and special place in my heart for baby gromit

@easylife thanks for the shirt back didn’t want you getting cold x

I don’t want to alarm anybody but a massive sheep has just completely decimated South Wales.