Nathan

me irl

I love Long Island! 🥳

Do you think it’s ok to take the snow brush out of my car now? It feels warm enough but I have trust issues with NJ weather 😒

Wow Dr. Strange hasn’t even started yet and I’m already crying 😭

@joshGrana2 Lol same!! Out on a walk right now! I just hit my 3rd mile

@NathanielJesse The guac was good tho! I didn’t have tacos but had two slices of pizza at 12:30am so off to a lengthy walk I go.

I’m trying to eat less so I only had 2 tacos last night… and about 10,000 tortilla chips Anyway happy everyone suddenly loves Mexicans day!

I saw a homeless guy selling raw steak and salmon out of his backpack the other day… the salmon looked kinda good ngl but I don’t trust backpacks

@Michael_LWade Omg you’re brilliant!!

It’s my little brothers 21st birthday!! 🥳🥳🥳 But he won’t let me buy him a drink… and he cleaned my room while I was at yoga… is it actually my bday?

I’m proud to say I’ve been able to make a Ben & Jerry’s pint last a whole month!! 🥳 I also forgot I had it until today 😅

It’s a lucky socks kind of day 🧦

Spring fashion for me is spending all morning picking an outfit for a sunny day then hiding it under my emergency car hoodie bc I got cold

@Stephen_NJ Someone is mad they can’t ride a unicycle

I try not to post about my fitness goals/journey because I need to make it about myself but today I’m officially down 30 lbs since Christmas! 🥳 🧘‍♂️ Feeling better than I have the last 30 years of my life! 2 more lbs and I’ll be the lightest I’ve ever been since I was 12

@innerpattern Yooooo my bad 😅

80% of my texts start with “yooooo my bad!” Because I’m a terrible texter 🙃 sorry everyone that tries to get a hold of me. Showing up at my door with tacos is the best way to reach me

@joshGrana2 Gifs get you snarky comments… but only when they come from you

@NathanielJesse You mean my gifs or memes don’t work?!

I don’t get the hate for Monday I’ve never had a problem with Monday! Today has been awesome 🥳🥳🥳 …but I also never know what day it is 🤷‍♂️

It’s a drive with the windows down blasting emo music kind of day

Someone just unleashed an ungodly amount of grandma smelling perfume on this plane 🤢 Some people have no plane etiquette 😪 Why did you need to do that?? Was your fart that bad? I’d rather smell that

95% of the reason I go to the delta lounge is to wash my hands with fancy soap

I swore I would never become the privileged asshole that complains about this but Delta switching back and forth between Le Labo and Dial hand soap all the time is really bumming me out