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@AprilD4april @TechSphereAcad Congratulations Jane

Certified. Focused. Just getting started. Grateful to @TechSphereAcad for the knowledge, discipline, and push into the cybersecurity space. This is only the beginning of my SOC Analyst journey—Detect. Defend. Respond. On to bigger systems, smarter threats, and stronger defenses

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“divorced my wife because she was too perfect and gave me too much peace" ~ Said no man ever

A Peter Obi presidency will reset Nigeria’s global image. His reputation, discipline and integrity will force the world to take Nigeria seriously again. Let's have PO.

My friend wants to matchmake me and her leading pitch was, “my friend likes money oo”. I said “who doesn’t like money, me, I love money that’s why I have it”. I asked hope her friend has money cause I can’t date a broke or jobless person. She started laughing. Me sef start deh laff😂 The werey no get money but she wants to be doing birthday bash every year sponsored by one dodoyo 😂

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Netherlands, before covid My first time abroad I didn’t have any euros in me On my first day at work, at 5pm, Michelle shows up at my work desk “You’re the new guy. Welcome to Rotterdam!” Then tells me it’s 5pm. People here don’t work overtime. “Let’s go have dinner!” So I pack my laptop and off we go Witte de withstraat. Probably the most popular street in Rotterdam We have a sumptuous meal. I tell her I do not have any Euros in me as I forgot to convert. She tells me not to worry and, hear this.. She hands me her own credit card!!! Tells me to use it everyday for all my needs. Just that I should return it and pay back when I am sorted!! She blessed my life abroad in every possible way. At the moment that I most needed it. Michelle Heah. God bless your kind soul!

You texted me and told me I’m very handsome and naughty and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a woman but don’t go around admiring men that are not on your level.

Spirit of ‘almost there’ die by fire.

I’ve officially entered my "Ephesians 3:20 era," where God is going to do exceedingly more than I can ever imagine. 🤍

Abraham Lincoln died trying to end slavery only for black women to choose to become livestock.💔

@iykeinfos @caz_sm0rs Nah.. it was Hato

@caz_sm0rs Kavuma McQueen made the Pass to Garnacho.... That's a world class pass and reminds me of Fabregas

Who made that pass to Garnacho?

When they move abroad as immigrants - they make friends based on visa categories. They don't even date below their visa categories. 😂 When they're on Twitter, the reiterate that stratification. small accounts vs big accounts. 💀 I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism. This is why some markets exist for us, because they can take advantage of that shameless insecurity - and I genuinely don't think the reason is poverty. I've visited other poor countries. These countries do not see cars beyond what they are, a means a transportation. They don't see restaurants beyond what they are. They don't see dates beyond what they are. Something fundamentally is wrong with us. For us, it isn't even enough that we succeed - it is important that other fail, or don't succeed as much as we do. It is important for us to have an edge other others. It is such a sick attitude. Person A has one house. Person B has two houses. It isn't enough that they both have roof over their heads - Person B innately subclasses Person A. You should also to hear from a Nigerian gym goer that you're not "man enough" because you don't bench as much as he does. 💀 As segwayed as these analogies are, they are rooted in the same proportionality. It points to the same mental illness. Who did this to us?

But Mary was chosen to carry Jesus and we call her blessed. One of the women who saw the resurrected Christ was a woman , Christ protected women. Christianity is not anti woman

When they tell you how a woman should be nau you begin foaming in the mouth… 😒

Bro to Bro: Smelling Good isn’t only about buying expensive perfumes. - Brush your teeth - Scrape your tongue - Bath twice daily - Change your boxers daily - Wash your underarms - Wash your under your scrotal sack - Wash your nyash.

“I don’t understand why the VAR cannot check that… the refereeing is not good enough.” 🗣️ Sonia Bompastor reacts to the incident involving Katie McCabe pulling Alyssa Thompson’s hair and the controversial decision not to show a red card 😳

omg.. this is generational interview to end all interviews She brought up the hair pull video She mentioned the ref being the one from #that Madrid game She mentioned the var ref being the one who disallowed CatMac’s goal against Barca MOTHER

Katie McCabe pulled Alyssa Thompson's hair in the late stages of Arsenal's Champions League quarter-final second leg with Chelsea. No foul was given against McCabe. Chelsea's manager, Sonia Bompastor, was shown a yellow card for her protests.