Nartalop

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Nartalop

Nartalop

@Natnorthdrop

Serving up a below average commentary on an average life

Katılım Ekim 2017
159 Takip Edilen138 Takipçiler
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Nartalop@Natnorthdrop·
Willing to send monthly edible arrangements to people who will promote my twitter account or just like my tweets
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I was having a great day until I remembered @panerabread discontinued their French toast bagel
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Nartalop@Natnorthdrop·
I wish I could eat a bagel, regurgitate it and eat it again infinity times.
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Nartalop@Natnorthdrop·
Just a reminder @panerabread sucks for discontinuing the French toast bagel. Y’all suck :/
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Nartalop@Natnorthdrop·
Fancy dinner :) in the city ! Who do you think ate the most?
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@halerina1 I hope they reported on all my accomplishments
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Do chicks actually think they’re big time for lowercasing the first word of a text? I don’t get it
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Who is objectively the coolest person on the planet? Is it Drake? Feel like it’s Drake but I’m not a Drake guy. Could also be a soccer dude like Ronaldo
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Nartalop@Natnorthdrop·
If I had a penny for every time my Raggedy dog was mistaken for a stray I wouldn’t be eating cheezits for dinner tonight
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Nartalop@Natnorthdrop·
My twitter engagement has been down. What have y’all be doing, other than ignoring my tweets!
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BREAKING: After being called a sub-par game manager in exit interview, disgruntled Teddy Bridgewater has set fire to empower field. Per sources, Russell Wilson is currently in fire fighter uniform battling the inferno
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Nartalop@Natnorthdrop·
@superbadtweets0 Just trying to help you make frozen lemonade on this hot day 😘
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Was feeling a little too good about myself today so I had to make a financially irresponsible decision to bring me back to self loathing state
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To the entire @denverlacrosse Women’s team. I apologize for mid-game heat. At the same time, you’re all very attractive. You guys wanna hang?
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