Chris Luxon - the second coming of Key

You can find it here: nickrockel.substack.com/p/leadership-d…

“Christopher, do you really want a Deputy PM who has been standing up for a bloke who either got away with murder or, best case, is a whore mongering, P head that drove his wife to suicide?” Well, when you put it like that - perhaps best I read Nick's Kōrero - it's free today.

Link here, because X makes substack tweets die a death: nickrockel.substack.com/p/a-privileged…

"Nicola’s dad makes his money from fossil fuels. When she told him her government was going to scrap the ban on the exploration of new gas and oil fields that must have been quite a father/daughter moment!"

Why you should vote for me! nickrockel.substack.com/p/should-you-v…

What could possibly go wrong?

My pledge card. Would you like to sponsor me? nickrockel.substack.com/p/the-pledge

Why do people keep taking about principles? I thought we were trying to win an election.

We're right behind you, New Zealand. Sleep well.

I am an enigma. Try saying that fast!

Bloody Labour, trying to out road us - as if!

Hmm, I'm not sure they've captured my best side.

That's me! "Simeon Brown, National spokesman for Moar Roads, and Christopher Luxon, leader with responsibility for grinning inanely in the face of the climate crisis, announced they would spend half a billion dollars fixing the holes in the roads." nickrockel.substack.com/p/pothole-prio…

He means me, right?

Ahem, I think you mean when, not if.

Bloody deputy Dave, you'd think he'd blimmin invented tough love!

What a bloody great idea! nickrockel.substack.com/p/national-mys…

Can't quite put my finger on it. LOL.

I forgot what I looked like with hair. Could be an option if the polls don't get better.

WTF?