*GATVOL*

@DurbanCity_FC @IamZamamiya @orlandopirates Oh you beauty!!!!

Full Time, It ends goalless at the Orlando Amstel Arena, Solid performance from the Citizens💙 @orlandopirates 0️⃣- 0️⃣ @DurbanCity_FC ☠️⚔️ 🌊 #durbancityfc #ourteamourcity

@lexi_trades1 Health GAMBLE.

Is this love or foolishness? 👀👇🏻

@EmmiieTLO @mosatlha That vest that needs to be taken off via legs.

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@mirexmoses YELL"GOD DAAMN LADIES YALL ARE BEAUTIFUL"

You walk into a restaurant and see this, what are you doing?

@zynnitta_true None grip pussy!

What is the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction?

@YellowArmy_7 Saleng mfethu!!!

My preferred Starting XI against AS FAR for the 1st leg What changes would you make?💛

@PhotoColman Thank you mucb appreciated🤝

@Naz14063065 Bookmarked 👌

I will be rubbing shoulders with our Chairperson on Sunday members, send me your suggestions what to say to Him 😎👌🙏

@ShehuSani You all should be grateful for the investment and stop being assholes of note.

The denial of visa to The Chairman of BUA Abdul Samad Rabiu by the South African Government is an affront to Nigeria.They cannot have billions of dollars investment in our country and treat such a revered figure with rejection and contempt.Xenophobia is escalating from the streets to Governance.Its time to keep aside history and African brotherhood and deal with this matter squarely.

@Zweli_Thixo Am gonna narrate this my bro's on the next link up🤣🤣🤣🤞

Never date those ladies who claim to be introverts. Dated one that was so quiet and very shy too, I also wondered ngizoyenzani le tortoise. When she visited me for the first time, wafika wahlala kwi corner yeBed. It was so quiet in the room so I had to enforce a conversation. While I was talking I made her smile and she got too shy, she decided to hide her head under the bed. Kuvele imilenze, I had to use leyo milenze to pull her out. Aike! abuyele on her corner of the bed. Ngithi let me kiss her and see what’s gonna happen. Ngamshaya ngale kiss yaku Generations the legacy, she kissed me back then pushed me and said she’s not ready. Okay ngiphakama ngimyeka, angibambe emqaleni angiphose ebondeni and kiss me kwindlebe athi “Grrrrr! Ngizokulimaza”. Avele abenamahloni futhi ayofaka ikhanda ngaphansi kweBed. Pull her out again ngemilenze, aphume. Athi “Inkinga Zwe angikho ready cause uzongi judger”. I had to explain to her that babe, this is a safe space. Just be you. Ngithi ngisakhuluma aphinde futhi angibambe emqaleni angiphose ebondeni, and say, “Shhhh! Mommy is gonna take care of you” she started to finger my noise and said she feels like satan maka fryer abantu emlilweni. She took off my clothes and also took her clothes off. Yey!! izinto angenza zona. There's this other woman on top ngathi you are being electrocuted by Eskom. That time umane anginike iLook and say, “Who’s your mommy?”. Ngibuze ukuthi uMama ungenaphi kulento? She increased her speed when I try to talk angifake ibele emlomeni. Ngizwe ngathi I will faint. Alikhiphe ibele abuze again, “Who’s your mommy?”. Ngithi ngu Sis Martha babe. Athi “Msunu ka Sis Marth, ngim unyoko”. Yey! I don't know how many times I apologized. When I was about to cum I told her and she said, “Le yiPre-school, ishoda ngabanantwana”. Ahy vele I couldn't hold in anymore ngivele ngikhulule. When I was done waphakama wayongena ngekhandi ngaphansi kweBed again. Now my only wish was that angaphumi. Wavuka ebsuku wahleka, wathi “heeeh! Ucabanga ukuthi ngizolala”. Then wangiphinda, she would open her mouth and say, “Spit in my mouth babe”, Ngithi haibo ngeke. Angilume ama Nipples, and ask, if I love it? Ngithi No! sis wam, angiphinde until I agree. Aphakame akhiphe amaKhandlela in her bag and some baby oil. I saw the door and ran away, I ended up sleeping in my brother's room. In the morning when I got back ngamthola efake ikhanda under the bed again, I was like haibo ngamane ufele ngaphansi kwe Bhedi sfebe ndini, I'm not pulling you out. 🚮😭

@DazylingQueeen @ReleGlo Is there even a dick that size?

Guys that have this size of d!ck, How do you satisfy her?¿ 🙄 😂

@MSFC__ Wait till Sunday...cardoso is actually not that bad the guy lost twice this season against a very brutal psl regime...he tried Maan this is our team and we must support through good times and bad times

Dude Pitso Mosimane, Rhulani Mokwena etc went through the same thing at Mamelodi Sundowns and still delivered the league title come end of the season. Stop making excuses for your own failures as a coach.

@SSFootball We will always stand behind this team we are not flip floppers we are unshakable we supported this team being called "lose draws" this is nothing e'regwa lyona.

“If there was ever a moment where Mamelodi Sundowns needed their fans, this is it.” Teko Modise says the Sundowns fans must rally behind the team for the CAF Champions League final. #SSDiski

@UmfokaMagolwane @SirMariri_ZA We win you talk about quality of players we lose you blame the couch...this is football we can't always win even lost the title at some point barca lost it with Messi Suarez Iniesta xavi this football maan

You took away from us what we’ve been winning for the last 8 years. Now is the time to give to us what we’ve been searching for the last 10 years. Heal our broken hearts with the Champions League, that’s all we ask for.

@damn_snookii A car the needs more than usual oil is finished it's a scrap!!!

If she needs lube then it could also be his fault…

@Blazt It just had to be a white man didn't 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lockdown immediately

@Patriot_S_A Defend what??

I appreciate Coach Cardoso's efforts, but he needs better planning and squad rotation. He can't always blame the referees. Let's give him one last chance to defend the Betway Premiership and CAFCL

@RM_Mish08 Msunu!!

Describe Rowen Williams in one Word 😫

@MorningLiveSABC @SABCNews @SakinaKamwendo He brewing an unrest this one...an clearly knows that the moment he resigns mkhwanazi nose is straight in his butt....

[QUESTION OF THE DAY] What is your reaction to President Cyril Ramaphosa’s decision to take the ConCourt's independent panel’s report on review and not resign? #MorningLive #SABCNews

@YellowArmy_7 You are thinking with your ass tashreeq ke masepa!!!

Your only sin is not playing for the chairman’s team, you deserve to be in that World Cup squad 😭