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@atletienglish @futbolmahou @9julianalvarez

Our @futbolmahou #JugadorCincoEstrellas of the season: Julián Alvarez 🕷️ Congrats, Araña! 🤩

@nerex21_ Are you low IQ Barca fan? His last manager was Igor Tudor.

Esto por quién lo dice? Porque todos los Blues están súper ofendidos con él y el último club fue el Atleti

@HashimiATM Do you think he’ll stay if he hire someone like Jurgen Klopp?

Julian if he ends up staying and renewing

@Ali400B lol thanks for your generous 150 million dollars.

Julian Alvarez is coming to sunny Catalunya, that trip to London worked wonders. Atleti fans are about to learn how the food chain works. When Barça knocks, it’s different from the rest. We’ll make your player force his way out

@AtletiHouse THE ÁLVAREZ FAMILY PREFERS BARCELONA Amadeo Álvarez on ESPN when asked about his father’s possible move to FC Barcelona: “Goo goo ga ga dada baba… goo ga [Hansi Flick’s] Brokalona goo ga goo ga dadada da dada”

🚨🚨🚨🚨 ماتيو موريتو | • خوليان ألفاريز أرسل رسالة للجميع، لن أغادر من أتليتكو مدريد إلا من أجل برشلونة.

@ProffDM Don’t cry if you can’t afford to pay. Feel free to look somewhere else

Manchester City bought proved Erling Haaland for £51 million from Dortmund Bayern munich bought already proved Harry Kane from Tootteham for £87 million Funny how Atletico Madrid demanding €150 million for Alvarez a player that has not proven to be that traditional 9 striker

@BlaqWit_MCFC You were a nothing club before oil money. Sit down and let the big boys do their work.

We all know this would happen. Lol. Atletico was just a stepping stone. Players from City always move to Barça

@PantheRed97 @Juan1449156Juan @subanAOscarMayo @9julianalvarez So you’re comparing Argentina to Portugal? This is what happens low IQ fan watching football on TikTok and instagram.

@Nazgul1948 @Juan1449156Juan @subanAOscarMayo @9julianalvarez Julian es el que mas goles hizo en ese mundial despues de Messi y Mbappe con doblete en la semifinal. Cristiano entregaría la cola por ese palmares

Nunca serás él. @9julianalvarez

@atletiuniverse @marca Great! Atlético needs players who wants to play for the club not opportunists like this rat. Leave and never comeback. And Thank you for the money.

🚨🇦🇷 Julián Alvarez has informed Atlético Madrid that he wants to leave. @marca

@Juan1449156Juan @subanAOscarMayo @9julianalvarez lol even Tiago Almada has a a World Cup. What’s your point?

@subanAOscarMayo @9julianalvarez El burro de Joao Félix hajajaj , piso histórico

@asperomundo I don’t get why didn’t he join Barca or PSG in the first place. They were literally negotiating with him and he decided to join Atlético. When you join a club like this you should know trophies are hard to come by.

Lo de Julián Alvarez es muy sencillo. El jugador no tiene un problema de actitud ni de calidad en el Atlético. Tiene un problema de ecosistema. Simeone puede convertirlo en un jugador útil, pero otros proyectos pueden potenciar al delantero que ya es. Y cuando tienes mercado, no estás obligado a transformarte. asperomundo.blogspot.com/2026/05/julian…

@1_phadaH @atletiuniverse lol why would even atletico care about a broke club?

@atletiuniverse When Barcelona come knocking, even your club president will shake. Thats the difference between small clubs and big clubs

💣🚨 BREAKING: Julián Alvarez has NO intention to accept Atlético Madrid's renewal offer. He wants to join Barça, as he believes he deserves a better and more ambitious project that gives him a better chance at winning titles. This has nothing to do with Simeone, as their relationship is good, contrary to the narrative others are pushing. Atlético Madrid wants €150m for him, and will NOT sell below that. Some at the club believe that they should keep him, others see this as a major opportunity to cash in and give Mateu Alemany greater financial power to reshape the squad. Atlético Madrid will not make his exit easy, and especially not to Barcelona. Although Laporta dreams of signing Julián, Atlético do not believe Barcelona currently have the financial capability to make an offer that satisfies them. Some inside the club would only accept cash, while others would consider players being included in the deal, such as Ferran Torres, who is reportedly highly rated by Mateu Alemany. Because of that, Atlético also do not rule out the possibility that, once the summer window closes, Julián Alvarez may simply have no option but to continue honouring his contract. [🥇: @medinamarca, @marca]

@RodriATM__ Jurgen Klopp or Oliver Glasner

2026/2027

@FabrizioRomano @DasErste Barcelona is so broke even fabrizio started roasting them.

🚨 Bayern’s Uli Hoeness: “Kane is one of the best transfers we ever made and he’s staying”. “Barcelona have no money anyway”, told @DasErste.

@BarcaUniversal Haha Bayern own Brokalona FC on and off the pitch.

❗️Barcelona are reportedly interested in signing Harry Kane. 🚨 Uli Hoeneß: "Bayern are not a selling club, and Barcelona don't even have money."

@FabrizioRomano @DasErste lol Brokalona FC

@thabanisandile3 @FabrizioRomano @DasErste Bayern own Barca

@FabrizioRomano @DasErste I think that statement is unfortunate Barcelona has more achievements than Bayern they should put some respect on their name such utterances are reckless and uncalled for.

@GainsMax168031 @LadyLisa003 I usually do that to white kunts too. Pajeets and bogans are cancer to the society.

They literally just waddle around with NPC thoughts. I just give them the most unwelcome blank look these days. I used to be friendly with them, way before they started coming over with 30 extended family members, but now I no longer care. They're literally in the way constantly. They have no self-awareness.

Was in Aldi and very harshly told a disgusting female jeet to stop throwing the perfectly neat pile of clothes around, she was tossing them all over the place to find her size, she looked at me blankly, I again told her to stop it. I hate them.

@eurofounder Average day of a Kamala Harris voter.

My wife recently went on a "girls trip" to Kenya She came back glowing, and somehow obsessed with learning Swahili? She hired a private tutor, a Kenyan guy named Juma Today I came home early and heard loud noises from our bedroom I peeked in and saw my wife on all fours, moaning loudly, while Juma was behind her gripping her hips "What is going on here?" I asked "We're doing breathing exercises, it's needed to properly pronounce Swahili" my wife said I smiled and gently closed the door After an hour, my wife and Juma came downstairs She could barely walk, had that same post-Kenya glow again “Your wife is a very talented student" Juma said What a fantastic, dedicated professional I decided to pay him extra for his trouble My wife has already booked four more lessons next week While Americans fear and hate immigrants, we Europeans embrace them

@iMiaSanMia Why would Kane downgrade himself by going to Barcelona? Bayern own Barcelona.

Uli Hoeneß: "Harry Kane is the best transfer we've ever made" • Reporter: FC Barcelona are said to be interested.. Uli Hoeneß: "FC Bayern is a buying club not a selling club" • Reporter: Can you definitely say he's staying? Uli Hoeneß: "Yes, and Barcelona have no money anyway" [@DasErste]