Certified Aviator

@jr_phares @Mwawasi__ @iam_cyro 🤣🤣 nyang'anya

@Mwawasi__ @iam_cyro Sai unaona mapepo 😂

Friends of Bournemouth mumekua wengi but by saa kumi mtakua mnalia vile everyone hates Arsenal ju tutakua tuna celebrate ushindi enye itatueka karibu na okombe

@TheTsarCule Ata wewe with your IQ najua ungekua kwa hio kikao

Every single nigga sitting on those steps has been marked for death. Their civil and human rights will be violated. This video should have never leaked. Sorry to their families.

@moneyacademyKE They should cap it at 25 ndio tusave pesa

NACADA has endorsed a proposal to raise the legal drinking age from 18 to 21 years.

@Onorpik That is the worst charge you can get, second to murder

These goons who attacked Senator Godfrey Osotsi are being charged with "Robbery with Violence". A clear wrong charge that is meant to ensure their acquittal. They should have been charged with Grievous Harm according to Section 234. That is easy to prove. TOWN GAMES!

@Fredrickmaima7 @kuwamocho_ Bro nilikua ka zombie nikitoka apo 😭 dead ligaments

@NdegeKev @kuwamocho_ Eti kunyora😂😂😂

ukipunguza maringo nakuonyesha chuom 30bob only

@anto_ty Her and Sanapei Tande. BRUUUH

Kenyan urban millinenial men will never get over her. The Nia Long/Halle Berry effect localised

@VinceErrands @500 Punch mzee? 😅

Ass or gas? Kujieni stickers @500 each.

@Alfayaz11 @beth_kasinga That is in no way meant to be a pavement

@beth_kasinga LOL they even put a rumble strip for pedestrians to slow down. I really wonder how people can celebrate such mediocrity.

Have you ever seen pedestrian paths built like that ? Kwa countries huwa mna visit ?

Women recreate everything except peace and common sense.

Was that waist climbing necessary? 😭

Sasa mnatumianga such speeds kufanya nini, kutweet mbio ama?

@JutulHeimm @StanleyMasinde_ If you thought that was literal, I really don't know what else to say

@NdegeKev @StanleyMasinde_ Reaching for the stars by downplaying NASA's space mission is crazy NASA has gone closer to those stars bro was trying to reach for 😭😭

This dude wanted to build a YouTube competitor.

@YusufAsunmogejo @Hamzythacreator There's definitely a universal "up" and "down"

@Hamzythacreator You are welcome 🤗

Hello Hamzy, the question you’ve asked is enlightening… I have been on this cosmos topic since the past three days and it’s been interesting so far. First of all, you have to completely change how you view the concept of "down". In our daily lives, we are used to thinking that down means dropping towards the bottom of the universe. However, space does not have a floor or a ceiling. There is no universal up or down. Down is just the direction gravity pulls you. And the gravity of the Earth pulls everything directly toward its own center. So for the people living in that red circle at the bottom of the globe, they do not feel like they are hanging upside down. Gravity is pulling their feet straight into the core of the planet. When they look up, they see the sky just like you do. To them, you are the one who is upside down. And as for the spin, the Earth is spinning at over a thousand miles an hour at the equator. With that, you would naturally think a spin that fast would fling us off into space like a fast playground merry go round. But the Earth is incredibly massive. Because of that huge size, its gravitational pull is overwhelmingly stronger than the outward push of the spin. Gravity holds us down tight to the surface, and the spin is nowhere near strong enough to break that tight grip. It may look impossible for someone looking at a picture, but the core of the Earth is the magnet that keeps the whole system working. I hope this answers your question. Thank you.

Brathe, anywhere? You’re not welcome to my house. I double dare you!

@RobertAlai Your downfall from your perceived proximity to power will be a delightful watch

Gachagua anatisha Ruto? Someone who has defeated you in every by-election since you stated spewing your hate? Watashangaa! Hakuna President nusu. Hao malafa watajua hawajui. Nyandarua people will vote for Ruto and Ol Kalau will be won by UDA. Those blinded by hate can’t teach us anything.

Since Israel didn’t recognize the transatlantic slave trade as a crime against humanity… why should Blacks recognize the holocaust? 🤷🏾‍♂️ It’s a logical question

@PeterAetherG @wangechikenya Wee uliorder from kids menu..proper burger pale Burger King utakula usweat

@wangechikenya Bought a burger at burger king pale hub😭 Nlipitia hiyo kfc ya hub kukula tena😂

The pricing of burgers in nairobi needs to be regulated. 1800 for a burger without fries is robbery with violence.