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Thank you for all the memories, Casi ✨

Don’t sleep on reciprocity…hii kitu ni very real

Collectively we can agree Sobriety means no makali only sio? Muratish doesn't count as alcohol? Right? Tuseme ni kama tu smoothie..

200 Bladifakin Kenyatta Shillings for fare in the morning????😭😭😭 Jioni bado ni same,so 400 in a day,in a week 2000,in a month....??😭😭😭 Narudi Mumias mimi

🚨 Guardiola promises Rolex watches to all Burnley players. 😍

Never been scared of death but this living man…it’s scarier than a mf and reality is the hardest drug I’ve ever been on

"Leo nataka nitoke town mapema" Mvua:

@otokyo__ Give me 100$

@Fimiye Jokes aside this episode is arguably the most psychotic…

Me burying my gangster version because i fell in love 😭♥️

Interested in a full scholarship? Want to study in Japan? Come one come all to the MEXT Japanese Government Scholarship info session/seminar to be held at the Embassy of Japan in Kenya this Saturday, April 25th 2026 from 10am – 12pm. Karibuni tusomee Japan! #Scholarships #MEXT

Sesko was feeling shy to celebrate with the fans after going drought without scoring goals. Just look at Bruno Fernandes, he told him turn & do his iconic jump celebration with the fans😭❤️

That's an artist you can re lion

"karibu nikuite guava cause you look like mapera-half " *Sent*

@NBA2KMovement I’d love to😂

WHO wants to play NBA 2K 8 hours a day for $7,500 a Month 👀?

Remember when sewersydaa said, ‘Mi hupanda bei kaa irori,naeza lipuka usiworry, Chupa ilimkuta na ati ako na mbogi, Ukiwa mbele yetu hubongi, Full tank hapo kobil..’

I was about to stop overthinking then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat

When you buy a book that teaches how to get away with fraud and it never arives.

The last step ya kunormalize kua stoner ni kushikwa na mzazi