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86mph delivery and Joe Root reverse scoops it 🤯

The end. #themasters

This line is so memorable for a reason. It's a perfect use of "antimetabole" - the repetition of a phrase with its word order reversed. Here are 8 more memorable rhetorical devices:

What have we come to w this gig economy? 1. A building concierge refuses entry to a mortally ill man collapsed outside 2. An employer incessantly pings to demand delivery but fails to make a welfare call 3. A consumer steps over the mortally ill to get to their purchases 10/

When people ask why I moved…

List of countries mentioned in the bible vs the % of population that practices christianity by country

And after the Powerplay, England are 58-0. #BBCCricket #PAKvENG

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐊 We’re delighted our former captain and forwards coach Steve Borthwick has been appointed England men’s head coach from today. Borthwick will be joined by Kevin Sinfield who has been appointed defence coach. More 👇

Siri show me the opposite of Bazball !!!

Translated: He’s a moron, he should be doing his job. Though I might watch the bits when he embarrasses himself (inevitably) doing something stupid.

'An Indian Prime Minister and a Muslim London Mayor. I told you they'll come over here and steal our jobs' Says John 56 - lorry driver.

Let's take a closer look at the man running Boris Johnson's leadership campaign: Jacob Rees-Mogg twitter.com/ByDonkeys/stat…

I know what you're thinking, and yes, Truss' tenure did last less than Alastair Cook's combined career minutes batting in FC cricket

BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨 ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE. 🥗🥗🥗

The fall of an empire.

If someone writes a book about this summer, they should call it Four Chancellors and a Funeral.

Suella Braverman says sending asylum seekers to Rwanda before Christmas would be her ‘dream’ - closely followed by ‘drowning kittens in a river’ and ‘pushing an orphan off a cliff’.

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