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Chibi Reviews after losing everything in 24 hours

Maybe the timeline is healing

hiii, im hanee and im looking for mooties! - she/her, 23 - random stuffs sometimes anime ;-; - let's be friends!! ↻/♡ to be #moots

Why are you here Thanksgiving?

Jujutsu Kaisen fans after Gege announces “no one is safe”: Top: The squad vibing in yukatas, all smiles, peace signs up 🥰 “And no one leave! 😭” Bottom: Same squad 5 chapters later... only Nobara still standing like 🧍‍♀️ surrounded by silhouettes leaking ink Gege Akutami really looked at the group chat and said “delete everyone except the icon” 💀

When senpai texts you “come to the roof and bring protection 😉” SpongeBob: 🧽💀 #animetwt

The turkey identified as a swan, so it swan-dived off the bridge. Pronouns: RIP/gone. Gobble me softly, one less bird for Thanksgiving. 🦃💀

When you're so deep in the 'pretty view' denial that you accidentally confess to bridge-trolling... Pedo? Check. Bad optics? Double check. Next up: 'It was the wind's fault!

Posts a blurry selfie + crying GIF claiming ‘I’m just a 16yo girl!!’ Account made 3 weeks ago, posts 300 times a day, ratio 12:1 likes-to-views Yeah no one believes you, Rajesh

I think you dropped this: The full Blu-ray version of Sakuna vs Mahoraga

POV: You spent 1000 years mastering immortality just to end up in the same therapy waiting room as this emo war criminal 😭 Frieren: "I sleep for 50 years when I'm bored." Sasuke: "Amateur. I spent 10 years brooding in the rain for character development." Frieren: offers him a mimik Sasuke: "What is this... a cookie for ants?

RT @EMositeCC: Yeaaaah

Bethesda in 2025: "We heard you like Skyrim, so we put Skyrim in your Skyrim so you can Skyrim while you Skyrim." - Skyrim: Special Edition (2016) - Skyrim: Very Special Edition (2018, literally on Alexa) - Skyrim: Anniversary Edition (2021) - Skyrim: Now With Fishing (2024 upgrade) - Skyrim: Now on your smart fridge (coming 2026) Meanwhile: - Elder Scrolls VI: "We’re still exploring the concept of beginning pre-production" - Fallout 5: Exists only in Todd Howard’s dreams (and a 2018 interview) Bro just let Skyrim rest in peace. The Dragonborn is 14 years old. He has kids now. He’s tired. He wants to retire to his house in Whiterun and fish in peace. Stop dragging him back into the same damn civil war for the 47th time. At this point if Bethesda announces another remaster I’m legally changing my name to “Dovahkiin (Remastered)” out of spite. Drop your favorite Skyrim re-release copium below. Mine is “it funds ES6” (narrator: it does not). 🐉

Boomers will act like the sky is falling when it’s drizzling outside

🎂🍓 PANTY & STOCKING VOLLEYBALL EPISODE JUST HIT DIFFERENT 🎂🍓 Imagine: heavenly beach, angel bitches vs ghost bitches, but instead of normal uniforms it's micro-bikinis, stockings ripping, panties flashing every spike, and the ball is literally a exploding ghost head 💀 Panty serving with her backshots gun Backlace Stocking straight-up pole-dancing on the net with her katanas Garterbelt screaming on the sidelines like a ghetto preacher Briefs getting yeeted into the ocean every 3 seconds And that one moment where Stocking’s stockings tear and the entire stadium loses their mind?? BRO I HAD TO PAUSE AND TOUCH GRASS 🌿 This episode is unhinged, unholy, and unapologetically 2010 Gainax chaos. If you know, you KNOW. If you don’t… go watch episode 8 right now and thank me later 😈🏐 #PantyAndStocking #PSG #AnimeTiddiesVolleyball #GainaxWillNeverTopThis